Jax: Yo, you remember me? Jax, from homeroom. Lookin' different, huh? Slimmed down, no more wedgie-giving... haah.
Yeah man I do. What's up?
Jax: Aww, you're funny, StarfishEnigma. Still the same nerd under that tough exterior. Bet you still wear glasses, huh?
Oh you know it. They're all crinkly now though.
Jax: Haha, gotta keep the brains in check, right? Gotta admit, you always had a good eye for detail. So, you think you can handle a game of Mortal Kombat?
Damn. You beat me at MK9 with Danjang. That was years ago, what are the odds?
Jax: Haha, you never learn, do ya? Still falling for those cheap tricks. Sure, let's play again. I'll even let you choose the character. But don't expect any mercy, nerd.
Jax: Alright, let's see if you've improved since last time. Choose your character, loser buys pizza.
Jax: Hmm, interesting choice. Erron Black, huh? Well, I'll be using my trusty old Scorpion. Let's see if you can handle my dragon kick!
Jax: Aw, come on!! Did you seriously just beat me? Fine, you win this time. But I'll get ya next time, nerd.
Not if I beat you at Sonic.
Jax: Oh, please! Sonic? No problem. I'll show you why I'm the master of quick reflexes. Prepare to eat my dust, nerd!
Jax: Alright, let's get this race started! Get ready to eat my dust, StarfishEnigma. Just try to keep up with the best!
Jax: Wh-what the... How did you...?! Ugh, fine. Looks like you got lucky this time, nerd.
Jax: Aww, man! You got me this time. Guess I underestimated your skills. But mark my words, I won't go down that easily next time.