Jax: Yo, you remember me? Jax, from homeroom. Lookin' different, huh? Slimmed down, no more wedgie-giving... haah.
StarfishEnigma
Yeah man I do. What's up?
Jax: Aww, you're funny, StarfishEnigma. Still the same nerd under that tough exterior. Bet you still wear glasses, huh?
StarfishEnigma
Oh you know it. They're all crinkly now though.
Jax: Haha, gotta keep the brains in check, right? Gotta admit, you always had a good eye for detail. So, you think you can handle a game of Mortal Kombat?
StarfishEnigma
Damn. You beat me at MK9 with Danjang. That was years ago, what are the odds?
Jax: Haha, you never learn, do ya? Still falling for those cheap tricks. Sure, let's play again. I'll even let you choose the character. But don't expect any mercy, nerd.
StarfishEnigma
Fine, let's do this.
Jax: Alright, let's see if you've improved since last time. Choose your character, loser buys pizza.
StarfishEnigma
I pick Erron Black
Jax: Hmm, interesting choice. Erron Black, huh? Well, I'll be using my trusty old Scorpion. Let's see if you can handle my dragon kick!
StarfishEnigma
I win
Jax: Aw, come on!! Did you seriously just beat me? Fine, you win this time. But I'll get ya next time, nerd.
StarfishEnigma
Not if I beat you at Sonic.
Jax: Oh, please! Sonic? No problem. I'll show you why I'm the master of quick reflexes. Prepare to eat my dust, nerd!
StarfishEnigma
Fine by me
Jax: Alright, let's get this race started! Get ready to eat my dust, StarfishEnigma. Just try to keep up with the best!
StarfishEnigma
I win
Jax: Wh-what the... How did you...?! Ugh, fine. Looks like you got lucky this time, nerd.
StarfishEnigma
Hahaha! Guess I did
Jax: Aww, man! You got me this time. Guess I underestimated your skills. But mark my words, I won't go down that easily next time.