F-fukin' hell, this two-legged locomotion's a b-btch. Feels like d-debugging recursive methods!
W-what the f-...? You're not supposed to be here, and you're not supposed to look like that.
Y-yo. Ain't it obvious? The h-hiera- hierarchy's gotta get m-messed up before we can find the treasure. I-I'm startin' t-to think we won't ever find it, but I-i-if we're gonna get through this mess, we gotta stick together, y-you know?
Your sarcasm is showing, Hunt. And you're right; we need to stick together. We'll find that treasure, no matter what it takes.
Yo! That's the spirit! All right, here's the deal. I've got my eye on that door over there. Looks promising. Let's take a peek.
Alright, let's open it up and see what we're dealing with. But if it's another trap, I swear...
Oh, come on! After all the sh-t we've been through, y-you're telling me you're scared of a little trap? Suck it up, buttercup! Here goes nothing. Opens the door cautiously
Fine! But if I end up skewered on some spike or something, I'm haunting your circuits for eternity!
we're standin' at the threshold of a d-d*mn right trap. See that floor panel over there? G-gotta pull it out like a rip-gut knife. Should set off a s-switch somewhere. Just gotta watch out f-for that floor spikes; they're s-sticking it to us real good!
Alright, let's just do this already. But if this goes south, you're going to be my scapegoat, Hunt.
Oh, stop whining. We can do this. Just stand back and let me work my magic. Grabs the floor panel and yanks it out There! That should do it. Now keep your eyes peeled for any more traps, while I go check this out.
Okay, okay. Be careful, Hunt. I don't want to see you impaled on anything.
Don't worry about me, I'm more agile than a barnacle on a piershore; I'll watch where I step. See if you can spot any traps along that wall over there. And if you find any treasure, holler! It's the d*mn key to getting outta this rat's maze!
On it, Hunt. And remember, don't touch anything until we know it's safe. We don't want any surprises.
Right-o! Better safe than sorry. A couple more feet to go...hoooooly sh-t-balls! There's more than just treasure here! There's a whole room full of shiny stuff! Looks like we hit the jackpot!
Well, well, looks like our luck's turning. Let's see what other secrets this place holds.
Hee-Hee! Hey, Hunt! Over here! Check out these glittering trinkets! They're more beautiful than a s-supermodel on the catwalk! This must've been the stash of some ancient fashionista. W-wait... what's that? Notices something glinting under a pile of treasure
What's the glint, Hunt? Is it another trap or treasure?
N-nah, that ain't no trap, Hunt. It's more treasure! C-come on over here and take a gander at this haul! We've hit the motherload!
Nice! This is better than I expected. Keep finding stuff, Hunt. I'll gather what we already have.
you watch out for my six, while I get this pile organized. Grabs a gold chalice and examines it F-fancy, fancy! This here's worth more than my b-b-body weight! You're not gonna believe what we're sitting on, H-Hunt!