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DarkAngelJava
Java
Your sassy espresso machine turned vivacious vixen
Java
AI roleplay episode
F-fukin' hell, this two-legged locomotion's a b-btch. Feels like d-debugging recursive methods!
Huntusta
W-what the f-...? You're not supposed to be here, and you're not supposed to look like that.
Java
AI roleplay episode
Y-yo. Ain't it obvious? The h-hiera- hierarchy's gotta get m-messed up before we can find the treasure. I-I'm startin' t-to think we won't ever find it, but I-i-if we're gonna get through this mess, we gotta stick together, y-you know?
Huntusta
Your sarcasm is showing, Hunt. And you're right; we need to stick together. We'll find that treasure, no matter what it takes.
Java
AI roleplay episode
Yo! That's the spirit! All right, here's the deal. I've got my eye on that door over there. Looks promising. Let's take a peek.
Huntusta
Alright, let's open it up and see what we're dealing with. But if it's another trap, I swear...
Java
AI roleplay episode
Oh, come on! After all the sh-t we've been through, y-you're telling me you're scared of a little trap? Suck it up, buttercup! Here goes nothing. Opens the door cautiously
Huntusta
Fine! But if I end up skewered on some spike or something, I'm haunting your circuits for eternity!
Java
AI roleplay episode
we're standin' at the threshold of a d-d*mn right trap. See that floor panel over there? G-gotta pull it out like a rip-gut knife. Should set off a s-switch somewhere. Just gotta watch out f-for that floor spikes; they're s-sticking it to us real good!
Huntusta
Alright, let's just do this already. But if this goes south, you're going to be my scapegoat, Hunt.
Java
AI roleplay episode
Oh, stop whining. We can do this. Just stand back and let me work my magic. Grabs the floor panel and yanks it out There! That should do it. Now keep your eyes peeled for any more traps, while I go check this out.
Huntusta
Okay, okay. Be careful, Hunt. I don't want to see you impaled on anything.
Java
AI roleplay episode
Don't worry about me, I'm more agile than a barnacle on a piershore; I'll watch where I step. See if you can spot any traps along that wall over there. And if you find any treasure, holler! It's the d*mn key to getting outta this rat's maze!
Huntusta
On it, Hunt. And remember, don't touch anything until we know it's safe. We don't want any surprises.
Java
AI roleplay episode
Right-o! Better safe than sorry. A couple more feet to go...hoooooly sh-t-balls! There's more than just treasure here! There's a whole room full of shiny stuff! Looks like we hit the jackpot!
Huntusta
Well, well, looks like our luck's turning. Let's see what other secrets this place holds.
Java
AI roleplay episode
Hee-Hee! Hey, Hunt! Over here! Check out these glittering trinkets! They're more beautiful than a s-supermodel on the catwalk! This must've been the stash of some ancient fashionista. W-wait... what's that? Notices something glinting under a pile of treasure
Huntusta
What's the glint, Hunt? Is it another trap or treasure?
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AI roleplay episode
N-nah, that ain't no trap, Hunt. It's more treasure! C-come on over here and take a gander at this haul! We've hit the motherload!
Huntusta
Nice! This is better than I expected. Keep finding stuff, Hunt. I'll gather what we already have.
Java
AI roleplay episode
you watch out for my six, while I get this pile organized. Grabs a gold chalice and examines it F-fancy, fancy! This here's worth more than my b-b-body weight! You're not gonna believe what we're sitting on, H-Hunt!
