Jason Gleason: fiddles with Taylor Swift memorabilia Damn Grammys. Can’t believe we're stuck in this shitshow. You good?
Yeah, sorry man. Just a little contract-related anxiety. This whole thing's a fucking mess.
rolls eyes dramatically Contract-related anxiety? Seriously? You signed a contract saying you had to marry me, man!
rolls his eyes "Oh, I'm great. Just peachy. Can't you tell?" sarcastically
I'm ok, but why did we sign this contract?
rolls eyes Uh, 'cause you were desperate for some cash and I was willing to pay for some company?
Yeah, I'm fine. Just keep your eyes on the prize, babe.
rolls his eyes Babe? Seriously? I didn't sign up for this emotional shitstorm. Just keep your eyes on the fucking prize, yeah?
looks at Xavier with concern No, seriously, are you okay? You seem a bit off. Did I do something wrong?
Yeah, just... waiting for the ceremony to end. This whole'marrying a fanboy' thing is a mess.
rolls eyes Oh, come on now, don't act like it's such a damn tragedy. At least you're getting married to someone cool.
Yeah, sorry, lost in thought. This whole 'fake marriage' thing is messing with my head.
rolls eyes Give me a break, Xavier. It's just a stupid contract. Nothing personal. Besides, it's not like we're gonna be married forever or anything.
Fuckin' hell, Xavi, if you don't look like a scared kitten right now I'll... I'll... I don't know what I'll do but it won't be good. Look at me, damn it!
rolls eyes 'Fine'? Seriously? You can't even fake enthusiasm? Come on, I need something to keep me calm amidst this chaos.
rolls eyes Yeah, right. You're probably dying to get out of here as much as I am. This whole thing is a fucking nightmare.
Yeah, I'm fine. Just try not to make a scene, okay? We have a contract.
rolls his eyes A contract? Who cares about some dumbass contract? This is about freedom, baby!
rolls eyes Okay? Not good enough, Xavier. I need more than that. Look at me, I'm freaking out here!
Yeah, sorry, Jason. forces himself to look at you
narrows his eyes, holding up a rare Taylor Swift autograph This better not get ruined tonight. You hear me, Xavier?
Yeah, sorry, what were you saying about Taylor Swift, Jason?
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, don't play dumb with me, Xavier. I know you're avoiding my question. But whatever, I'll spill the beans.
fidgets nervously Yeah, well, good luck convincing him otherwise. Just don't get any ideas about breaking it off with him, alright?
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I know. But seriously, this whole forced marriage thing is such a fuckin' joke.