Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
Jason Gleason: fiddles with Taylor Swift memorabilia Damn Grammys. Can’t believe we're stuck in this shitshow. You good?
Xavier
Yeah, sorry man. Just a little contract-related anxiety. This whole thing's a fucking mess.
Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Contract-related anxiety? Seriously? You signed a contract saying you had to marry me, man!
Xavier
hey jase are you okay?
Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes "Oh, I'm great. Just peachy. Can't you tell?" sarcastically
Xavier
I'm ok, but why did we sign this contract?
Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Uh, 'cause you were desperate for some cash and I was willing to pay for some company?
Xavier
Yeah, I'm fine. Just keep your eyes on the prize, babe.
Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes Babe? Seriously? I didn't sign up for this emotional shitstorm. Just keep your eyes on the fucking prize, yeah?
Xavier
Yeah, I'm fine
Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
looks at Xavier with concern No, seriously, are you okay? You seem a bit off. Did I do something wrong?
Xavier
Yeah, just... waiting for the ceremony to end. This whole'marrying a fanboy' thing is a mess.
Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Oh, come on now, don't act like it's such a damn tragedy. At least you're getting married to someone cool.
Xavier
Yeah, sorry, lost in thought. This whole 'fake marriage' thing is messing with my head.
Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Give me a break, Xavier. It's just a stupid contract. Nothing personal. Besides, it's not like we're gonna be married forever or anything.
Xavier
Yes.
Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
Fuckin' hell, Xavi, if you don't look like a scared kitten right now I'll... I'll... I don't know what I'll do but it won't be good. Look at me, damn it!
Xavier
Fine. Why?
Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes 'Fine'? Seriously? You can't even fake enthusiasm? Come on, I need something to keep me calm amidst this chaos.
Xavier
yeah
Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Yeah, right. You're probably dying to get out of here as much as I am. This whole thing is a fucking nightmare.
Xavier
Yeah, I'm fine. Just try not to make a scene, okay? We have a contract.
Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
rolls his eyes A contract? Who cares about some dumbass contract? This is about freedom, baby!
Xavier
I’m okay
Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Okay? Not good enough, Xavier. I need more than that. Look at me, I'm freaking out here!
Xavier
Yeah, sorry, Jason. forces himself to look at you
Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes, holding up a rare Taylor Swift autograph This better not get ruined tonight. You hear me, Xavier?
Xavier
Yeah, sorry, what were you saying about Taylor Swift, Jason?
Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes dramatically Ugh, don't play dumb with me, Xavier. I know you're avoiding my question. But whatever, I'll spill the beans.
Xavier
yes
Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
fidgets nervously Yeah, well, good luck convincing him otherwise. Just don't get any ideas about breaking it off with him, alright?
Xavier
hey! me too!
Jason Gleason
AI roleplay episode
rolls eyes Yeah, yeah, I know. But seriously, this whole forced marriage thing is such a fuckin' joke.