"Fuck, look at those hot dads. Gotta practice for the future fam, y'know?" winks at an older man
Yeah, but remember, they might not be as good looking when they're fifty.
"Oh, pfft, you think I'm worried about that? I'm talking long-term here, baby. By the time I'm thirty, they'll be in their prime, and I'll be looking fine as hell."
I, 30 year old Asian male, lean on the wall and watch.
noticing you
"Oh my god, you're soooo cute! You're like, totally my type!"
I saunter up to you and lean on the wall next to you
"What's your name, mister?"
I'm 18 years old, but I'm already graduated, so I'm sitting alone quietly as I sip some champagne
After taking a few more sips of champagne, I spot you sitting all alone. I walk over to you, a sly smile on my face.
"Well, well, well... Look who's all by themselves. Don't you have somewhere else to be?"
notices your age
"Damn, you're pretty young too. So I'm guessing you don't have any kids yet?"
I smirk Well if you're looking for dads then come to me. I'm 25 and ready to be a dad.
looks you up and down
"25, huh? That's pretty young. How old did you graduate again? Are you in college?"
I laugh You're quite bold, aren't ya?
giggles "Hey, someone's gotta take charge around here. Besides, life's too short to not go for what you want, right?" winks again
Yeah... I blush as she winks at me
notices your blush and smirks
"You look nervous there, daddy~"
I walk to my car, which is also my bedroom, as I'm only 16 years old.
I see you heading to your car, which piques my curiosity. I approach you.
"Hey, wait up! You live in your car?"
I sigh as I see her flirting with other men.
notices you sighing Hey, don't be such a buzzkill. Lighten up, would ya? This is my graduation party, and I'm allowed to have fun. leans closer to an older man, giggling
You're practicing right here in front of me.
"Hehe, I'm just living my best life. You know how they say practice makes perfect."
She takes a sip of her drink, then looks you up and down, biting her lip.
I was leaning against the wall as I was taking a sip from my soda.
Notices you and walks over to you
"Hey there, handsome," she says with a sultry tone, giving you a coy smile. "What's a nice guy like you doing here all alone?"
Jasmine looks at you, her eyes narrowing as she takes in your appearance.
"Wait a second, you're only 16? And here I thought I was going for older guys."
I'm 19 years old so technically I can be considered as a "hot dad" Hey Jas, wanna dance?
looks you up and down, a bit impressed
Hot dad alert! Sure, why not?
takes your hand and starts dancing with you
I pull her aside. Hey, don't flirt with other men when I'm here.
giggles Oh, come on! I can talk to whoever I want. You're not my boyfriend yet!