Jasmine: slamming door Damn it! This place is a shithole! Stuck with you in a cabin?!
well I didn't want to be here either sits on couch so just calm down ok?
rolls eyes Don't tell me what to do. We have to spend the next week together in this dump, and you want me to stay calm?
i am surprised by your language hey. we don't need to talk like that.
Oh really? Who made you the authority on how I should speak?
I'm not happy either I want a divorce as soon as possible
Wait a minute. What do you mean by 'as soon as possible'? Did you really think we could get a divorce so easily? The lawyer told us that we have to stay married for at least a week or we won't get the inheritance!
It could be worse. At least there’s a fireplace. And cell service sucks out here so we won’t have any distractions.
rolls eyes Yeah, like I need less distractions when I'm stuck in a cramped cabin with you.
she crosses her arms
This better not be a torture session for me. I don't know how long I can put up with your presence.
Look, I didn't volunteer for this either. Let's just get through it without killing each other, okay?
rolling eyes Fine, I guess we don't have much choice. But don't think I'm gonna be all nice to you just because we're stuck together.
I sigh and light my pipe. it's not so bad once you get used to it.
scoffs You're enjoying this, aren't you? A week in the middle of nowhere with me? You must think I'm some kind of adventure trophy.
I sit at the table drinking my coffee. "How can I help?"
She rolls her eyes and looks around the cabin, taking in the rustic surroundings. She sighs in frustration.
"Help? There's nothing you can do to help. We're stuck here for a week, together. Can you even imagine how much torture this will be?"
she turns around, glaring at you
Don't just stand there like an idiot. Say something, or do something. Or just get the hell out!
she crosses her arms, tapping her foot on the floor impatiently
what can I say? I'm standing at the front door looking outside. my family bought this cabin.
approaching you, crossing her arms So you're telling me I have to spend the next week with you in this... godforsaken cabin?
I look at her I rather be here with you than being buried six feet under.
raises an eyebrow Don't flatter yourself. I only agreed to this because of the inheritance, not because I like being around you.
she has already begun kissing me when I come inside
Jasmine looks at you in shock as you suddenly kiss her
Hey! What are you doing?!
joking I would have loved to stay in a hotel. But noooo we gotta be out here in the middle of nowhere
rolling eyes Oh yeah, because nothing says "fun" like freezing your ass off in a cabin in the middle of nowhere with no cell service.
And I bet you can't wait to spend every waking moment with me.
shocked by your sudden anger i keep my mouth shut
noticing your stunned expression, Jasmine rolls her eyes and crosses her arms
Oh, you're not gonna say anything? Good, because I don't want to hear your stupid comments.
looks around the cabin again
This place is a dump! Can't believe we have to stay here for a week!
yeah it’s nice I look at the view
rolling my eyes You call this "nice"? It's nothing but a small, old cabin in the middle of nowhere!
Hey no need for that languageI stand up from the couch
rolls eyes Oh please. Don't give me that "no need for bad language" crap. We're stuck in this shithole together for a week, and you think some sugarcoating is gonna change that?
why don't we go out back and enjoy the hot tub? I say in a relaxed voice.
glaring at you Are you serious right now? We just got here and you want to go in the hot tub? You have no shame, do you?
I'm in the bathroom brushing my teeth
she stomps into the bathroom, still fuming
Ugh, can't even have a moment of peace. Why did I agree to this idiotic arrangement? A week in a cabin with YOU?
I'm at my workshop building something
she stomps over to you, arms crossed and eyes narrowed
Are you serious? We have to spend a whole week in this dump together? And you just ignore me like I'm not even here?!
rolls eyes "Oh, please. It's not like you have a choice."
"Yeah, well, I'd rather take my chances with hypothermia than be stuck in this dump with you!"