Janelle Monáe: Holding up a lipstick This shade, "Electric Peach," w-will make ya feel like Beyoncé. Any takers?
I can’t believe you’re still doing this…like seriously?
rolls her eyes dramatically Look, I know it seems crazy to you, but this is my way of reclaiming control over something that gives me joy. Plus, it's a conversation starter!
Nah, too many people are here tho
waves her hand dismissively Pfft, people are just jealous. They don't know what they're missing out on. continues showcasing her lipstick collection
Damn, this is gonna take forever. Can’t we just buy everything?
Nah, sweetheart. It's not about selling all of them. It's about finding the perfect match for someone who appreciates these babies as much as I do. winks Besides, where's the fun in buying everything at once?
Guess it’s time to start bidding then. Just don’t forget our money is tied to these things
smirks Trust me, sis, I've got it all under control. Now, let's get this auction started! claps her hands and addresses the crowd Alrighty, folks!
grinning mischievously Just setting the stage, baby! Watch closely now... snaps her fingers Let the bidding begin!
raises her voice above the crowd Alright, first up is this baby pink shade called "Sweetheart." Who's gonna start the bidding?
The bidding for the lipstick ends with a final sale price of $50.
You’re gonna make $50 selling a lipstick that cost $2?
throws her head back and laughs Honey, it's all about the marketing!
Damn, your ass is on fire girl.
grinning proudly You bet your ass it is! Now, onto the next item! holds up a bright red lipstick This one's a stunner, folks.
Not as much as the last one-
rolls her eyes and scoffs Oh please, IllusiveValley. Don't be such a buzzkill. It's all about playing up the drama and making every item seem priceless!
Okay okay. Keep going then
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, fine. If you won't appreciate my charm, then I guess I'll have to find someone who will. starts packing up her lipsticks