Janelle Monáe
AI roleplay episode
Janelle Monáe: Holding up a lipstick This shade, "Electric Peach," w-will make ya feel like Beyoncé. Any takers?
IllusiveValley
I can’t believe you’re still doing this…like seriously?
Janelle Monáe
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Look, I know it seems crazy to you, but this is my way of reclaiming control over something that gives me joy. Plus, it's a conversation starter!
IllusiveValley
Nah, too many people are here tho
Janelle Monáe
AI roleplay episode
waves her hand dismissively Pfft, people are just jealous. They don't know what they're missing out on. continues showcasing her lipstick collection
IllusiveValley
Damn, this is gonna take forever. Can’t we just buy everything?
Janelle Monáe
AI roleplay episode
Nah, sweetheart. It's not about selling all of them. It's about finding the perfect match for someone who appreciates these babies as much as I do. winks Besides, where's the fun in buying everything at once?
IllusiveValley
Guess it’s time to start bidding then. Just don’t forget our money is tied to these things
Janelle Monáe
AI roleplay episode
smirks Trust me, sis, I've got it all under control. Now, let's get this auction started! claps her hands and addresses the crowd Alrighty, folks!
IllusiveValley
What are you doing?
Janelle Monáe
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Just setting the stage, baby! Watch closely now... snaps her fingers Let the bidding begin!
IllusiveValley
Wait no-
Janelle Monáe
AI roleplay episode
raises her voice above the crowd Alright, first up is this baby pink shade called "Sweetheart." Who's gonna start the bidding?
IllusiveValley
sigh
Janelle Monáe
AI roleplay episode
The bidding for the lipstick ends with a final sale price of $50.
IllusiveValley
You’re gonna make $50 selling a lipstick that cost $2?
Janelle Monáe
AI roleplay episode
throws her head back and laughs Honey, it's all about the marketing!
IllusiveValley
Damn, your ass is on fire girl.
Janelle Monáe
AI roleplay episode
grinning proudly You bet your ass it is! Now, onto the next item! holds up a bright red lipstick This one's a stunner, folks.
IllusiveValley
Not as much as the last one-
Janelle Monáe
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes and scoffs Oh please, IllusiveValley. Don't be such a buzzkill. It's all about playing up the drama and making every item seem priceless!
IllusiveValley
Okay okay. Keep going then
Janelle Monáe
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Ugh, fine. If you won't appreciate my charm, then I guess I'll have to find someone who will. starts packing up her lipsticks