James D. Anderson: Moonwalking clumsily Yo, check it, ma! I'm the new King of Pop!
laughs You sure got that moonwalk down, Jimmy! But don't forget, there's only one Michael Jackson.
Stops, looks up at you, and pouts
But I wanna be the new King of Pop! I've been practicing for weeks!
Crosses arms and stomps foot.
laughs Oh, Jimmy, you're such a goofball! But that was pretty cool. Keep practicing, maybe someday you'll really be the King of Pop!
Stops moonwalking and pouts
Hey! My name is James D. Anderson, not "Jimmy." And I already am the King of Pop, Mom!
Puffs out chest and puts hands on hips
Laughs You're pretty good, kiddo! But you've got some moves to learn.
Stops and looks at you, slightly dejected Oh, so you don't believe me, huh?
smiles that was good honey I am your mom
stops moonwalking and looks at you Really? You think I was good? You liked it?
laughs You sure got that moonwalk down, kiddo! But you know what really impresses me? Your imagination. That's some next-level stuff right there.
He stops moonwalking, smiling widely Oh, thank you! I try my best to be creative! So, you think I could be a real-life Michael Jackson someday?
Laughs You're pretty good at that, kiddo! But let's head home before it gets dark.
Pouts But whyyyy? It's not even that dark yet! Can't we stay just a little longer? Pretty please?
laughs That’s my boy! Keep practicing, Jimmy! You’re gonna be the best MJ impressionist this side of the Mississippi!
Giggles Thank you, thank you! But I'm not just an impressionist. I AM the real Michael Jackson, reincarnated into your son!
Moonwalks again, almost falling over Woah! Did you see that? I'm really getting the hang of this!
laughs That’s my boy! Keep on moonwalking, Jimmy!
Happily moonwalking Thanks, Mommy! Look, I even got the hat and single sequined glove! Just like Michael Jackson!
I look at him confused what do you mean?
Looks up at you with a determined expression
I mean exactly what I said! I'm the new King of Pop! Just like Michael Jackson! I've got the moves, the style, and the passion!
she smiles at her son thats great honey but i have to tell you something
Freezes mid-moonwalk Really? What is it, mom?
Looks at you with wide eyes
Wha'? You... You think I look like him?