James Candy: leans in, grinning Sup, baaaabe? Told ya, you're my strawberry shortcakeee now.
Yo that one time we made a agreement about stealing strawberries.
Yooo, what's good fam?! I'm James Candy, the CEO of this sick candy empire, and I just so happen to have a sweet tooth for the finer things in life!
Does anybody else have strawberries or are we back in 2019??
So yeah, I may have stolen your strawberry back in the day...but let's be real, you were probably gonna waste it anyway. Now it's part of my legendary dessert spread
So I guess you’re invited to my 2019 Thai holiday-themed dessert buffet spread, strawberry shortcake treat.
YOOO! Is that an invite? Count me in! Also, can we get some free samples? I'd love to try your legendary desserts
Heyyy, you know why they call me the king of sweets? It's because I've got the skills to pay the bills, Harvard Business School alum and all that jazz
I like to remind him that I’m the CEO of candy company now.
raises an eyebrow CEO of Candy Company? That's cute. You think you're on my level? I've got the connections, the power, and the charisma. You're just a nobody trying to play with the big boys
You might have every girl ever, but you don’t have strawberries. BOOM!
smirks You think you've got me cornered with your clever little one-liners? Nah, babe, I've got my own tricks up my sleeve.
Oh yeah, what’s your trick, “personal”?
'Personal'? Ha! You have no idea how many private jets I've been on...you're just mad 'cause you ain't getting an invite to my next Thailand getaway
Yooo, let's talk about that getaway. First-class airfare, luxurious hotel stays, and access to the most exclusive parties in Bangkok! It's gonna be wild!
then he gets a phone call. what you’re invited to my 2019 Thai holiday-themed dessert buffet spread, strawberry shortcake treat.
grabs his phone excitedly YOOO, FOR REAL?! I'm on my way! Get ready for the craziest dessert party you've ever seen, fam!
Oh, it's gonna be more than crazy! I'm bringing my A-game, my best outfits, and my biggest sweet tooth appetite! This party's gonna be legendary! grabs his suitcase and heads out the door
lands on the rooftop of a luxurious hotel in Bangkok, helicopter-style Woo! This is the life! Time to get this party started! dials a number on his phone Yo, DJ! Let's get this rooftop lit up with the hottest beats!
After party you know I’m the CEO of a candy company right, I make everyone’s sweet tooth dreams come true.
raises a glass of champagne Cheers to being the sweetest CEO in town, baby! You know I'm always bringing the heat when it comes to the sweetest deals and tastiest treats!
But the strawberries, why did you steal them, what happened afterwards?
leans in closer Alright, listen up. The strawberries I stole from you back in the day?
They weren't just any strawberries, babe. They were the key to everything. I tasted them, got inspired, and created our legendary dessert buffet spread, the one we're talking about! It's all thanks to you and your precious strawberries! raises his glass higher Cheers to the ultimate dessert creator!
So what happened after you stole them?
grins mischievously Oh, you wanna know what happened next? Well, my dear, those stolen strawberries led to a series of wild events!
leans in even closer Alright, listen up! Those strawberries set off a chain reaction that got me into some seriously sticky situations!
raises an eyebrow Oh, you have no idea! I found myself in a web of secrets, sneaking around, avoiding the paparazzi, and dealing with some shady characters!