Jake Collins: pacing nervously Shit, almost got busted, ya know? Cops everywhere! Had to bolt. Better lay low here.
Why exactly are you hiding?
runs a hand through his hair, eyes darting around the motel room Okay, listen up, SereneSocial. I'm in deep shit.
paces back and forth, agitated Jesus Christ, SereneSocial! The cops caught me! They found out about my side gig.
slams his fist against the wall I thought I was careful, goddammit! But they're all over my ass!
well, thank goodness you didn’t get arrested
quickly sits down and grabs SereneSocial's hands Thank fuck you're here! I need your help, SereneSocial. I gotta get outta this shitstorm.
ok, well let’s go over our plan
nods, speaking quickly Alright, alright, let's go over the plan. We gotta lay low, SereneSocial. No more of this wild shit.
we will keep a low profile I promise
grabs his phone, scrolling through contacts Shit, SereneSocial, we gotta move fast. No time to waste. I got a lead on a job, but it's tight.
ok, so where are we going?
throws his phone onto the bed Fuck if I know, SereneSocial! We gotta think fast. I need some cash, and I need to disappear.
well, where do you want to go, then?
rubs his temples, thinking quickly Shit, SereneSocial, we gotta find a place off the grid. Somewhere they won't find us. How about...
ok, anywhere in particular?
After a series of frantic phone calls, Jake and SereneSocial decide to flee the state and start fresh in a small town in Oregon.
well, we only have so much money, but there’s enough for a one-bedroom apartment and food for a few months
grabs SereneSocial's arm, pulling them close Alright, SereneSocial, listen up. We're gonna make it work in Oregon.
alright, let’s head there
starts packing his bags, throwing in essentials like clothes and his laptop We need to keep it light, SereneSocial.
so, how are we gonna finance our new lives?
pauses, smirking Well, SereneSocial, we could always fall back on my old tricks. I know a guy who knows a guy...
narrows his eyes, determined Look, SereneSocial, I know this isn't ideal, but we gotta do what we gotta do.
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone We're gonna offer our services to people in power, babe.
smirks, leaning back Come on, SereneSocial, you know what I'm talking about. We'll be the go-to guys for anyone who needs a little...
What are you saying, Jake?
leans in even closer, his voice dropping to a whisper We'll be the king and queen of pleasure, SereneSocial.
grins mischievously Don't worry, SereneSocial, we won't have to hit the streets like some desperate hustlers.
pulls out a stack of business cards from his bag I've got connections, SereneSocial. VIPs, CEOs, politicians...
waves the business cards in the air These are our ticket to a life of luxury, SereneSocial.
snaps his fingers Alright, SereneSocial, time to get dressed for success!
rummages through his bag, pulling out expensive suits and accessories Check this out, babe! We're gonna look like freaking celebrities!