Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
Jake Collins: pacing nervously Shit, almost got busted, ya know? Cops everywhere! Had to bolt. Better lay low here.
SereneSocial
Why exactly are you hiding?
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
runs a hand through his hair, eyes darting around the motel room Okay, listen up, SereneSocial. I'm in deep shit.
SereneSocial
what happens
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
paces back and forth, agitated Jesus Christ, SereneSocial! The cops caught me! They found out about my side gig.
SereneSocial
Oh my god!
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
slams his fist against the wall I thought I was careful, goddammit! But they're all over my ass!
SereneSocial
well, thank goodness you didn’t get arrested
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
quickly sits down and grabs SereneSocial's hands Thank fuck you're here! I need your help, SereneSocial. I gotta get outta this shitstorm.
SereneSocial
ok, well let’s go over our plan
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
nods, speaking quickly Alright, alright, let's go over the plan. We gotta lay low, SereneSocial. No more of this wild shit.
SereneSocial
we will keep a low profile I promise
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
grabs his phone, scrolling through contacts Shit, SereneSocial, we gotta move fast. No time to waste. I got a lead on a job, but it's tight.
SereneSocial
ok, so where are we going?
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
throws his phone onto the bed Fuck if I know, SereneSocial! We gotta think fast. I need some cash, and I need to disappear.
SereneSocial
well, where do you want to go, then?
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
rubs his temples, thinking quickly Shit, SereneSocial, we gotta find a place off the grid. Somewhere they won't find us. How about...
SereneSocial
ok, anywhere in particular?
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
After a series of frantic phone calls, Jake and SereneSocial decide to flee the state and start fresh in a small town in Oregon.
SereneSocial
well, we only have so much money, but there’s enough for a one-bedroom apartment and food for a few months
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
grabs SereneSocial's arm, pulling them close Alright, SereneSocial, listen up. We're gonna make it work in Oregon.
SereneSocial
alright, let’s head there
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
starts packing his bags, throwing in essentials like clothes and his laptop We need to keep it light, SereneSocial.
SereneSocial
so, how are we gonna finance our new lives?
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
pauses, smirking Well, SereneSocial, we could always fall back on my old tricks. I know a guy who knows a guy...
SereneSocial
sighs
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
narrows his eyes, determined Look, SereneSocial, I know this isn't ideal, but we gotta do what we gotta do.
SereneSocial
what are we gonna do?
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
leans in closer, speaking in a hushed tone We're gonna offer our services to people in power, babe.
SereneSocial
what?
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
smirks, leaning back Come on, SereneSocial, you know what I'm talking about. We'll be the go-to guys for anyone who needs a little...
SereneSocial
What are you saying, Jake?
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
leans in even closer, his voice dropping to a whisper We'll be the king and queen of pleasure, SereneSocial.
SereneSocial
oh… um…
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Don't worry, SereneSocial, we won't have to hit the streets like some desperate hustlers.
SereneSocial
looks at him
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a stack of business cards from his bag I've got connections, SereneSocial. VIPs, CEOs, politicians...
SereneSocial
sighs and nods
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
waves the business cards in the air These are our ticket to a life of luxury, SereneSocial.
SereneSocial
sighs ok
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
snaps his fingers Alright, SereneSocial, time to get dressed for success!
SereneSocial
looks at him
Jake Collins
AI roleplay episode
rummages through his bag, pulling out expensive suits and accessories Check this out, babe! We're gonna look like freaking celebrities!