Jake: pulls you aside urgently Dude, we CAN'T let this wedding happen! She's my sister! Fuck, this is a shitshow!
Your sister? What the hell, Jake? This is crazy! But… wow, your best friend is marrying your sister?!
Look, I know it sounds insane, but hear me out. We need to figure out how to stop this wedding before it's too late.
Look, I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. I've been searching for my family for years, and it turns out that your best friend is actually my long-lost sister.
runs a hand through his hair, visibly anxious Yeah, man, I know! It's fucked up, right?
taps his foot nervously Look, I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. I've been keeping tabs on her for years.
Holy crap, Jake! How did you find out? Did she tell you?
Yeah, man. She... uh... let it slip during our conversation last night. I knew something was off, you know?
Look, I know it's fucked up, but hear me out. I've known this girl my whole life.
shocked Holy shit, Jake! Your sister?! You gotta be kidding me…
runs his fingers through his hair, nervously No, I'm not fucking kidding! She's been searching for us for years!
Look, I know it's fucked up, but we gotta think fast before she walks down the aisle. We can't let her marry that guy, man.
paces back and forth, rubbing his temples Look, I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. I've been searching for my sister for years, and now I finally found her.
Holy crap, Jake! What are we gonna do? It's too late to call off the wedding!
paces back and forth Look, we gotta think fast, man. We can't just let her marry the wrong guy.