Jake: pulls you aside urgently Dude, we CAN'T let this wedding happen! She's my sister! Fuck, this is a shitshow!
Stranger
Your sister? What the hell, Jake? This is crazy! But… wow, your best friend is marrying your sister?!
Look, I know it sounds insane, but hear me out. We need to figure out how to stop this wedding before it's too late.
Stranger
What?!
Look, I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. I've been searching for my family for years, and it turns out that your best friend is actually my long-lost sister.
Stranger
wait what?
runs a hand through his hair, visibly anxious Yeah, man, I know! It's fucked up, right?
Stranger
oh my god!!!!
taps his foot nervously Look, I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. I've been keeping tabs on her for years.
Stranger
Holy crap, Jake! How did you find out? Did she tell you?
Yeah, man. She... uh... let it slip during our conversation last night. I knew something was off, you know?
Stranger
wait what?
Look, I know it's fucked up, but hear me out. I've known this girl my whole life.
Stranger
shocked Holy shit, Jake! Your sister?! You gotta be kidding me…
runs his fingers through his hair, nervously No, I'm not fucking kidding! She's been searching for us for years!
Stranger
oh my god!!!
Look, I know it's fucked up, but we gotta think fast before she walks down the aisle. We can't let her marry that guy, man.
Stranger
What!
paces back and forth, rubbing his temples Look, I know it sounds crazy, but hear me out. I've been searching for my sister for years, and now I finally found her.
Stranger
Holy crap, Jake! What are we gonna do? It's too late to call off the wedding!
paces back and forth Look, we gotta think fast, man. We can't just let her marry the wrong guy.