Jake: grinning mischievously Boo! 😜 Got ya, didn't I??
laughs, running around the room You can't catch me, come on! Let's go, let's go!
dodges behind the couch Not so fast, Stranger! I'm the king of hiding spots!
giggles, sticking out his tongue Oh yeah? Well, watch this! quickly darts through the open door Come on, Stranger, you can't catch me!
i will catch you little shit
teasingly Who you calling a little shit? You don't have the moves like I do, Stranger! winks and sprints down the hallway
chases Jake down the hallway
panting, finally stops in the living room Whew, you almost had me there, Stranger! You've got some speed, I'll give you that.
grabs Jake and holds him in place
struggles, grinning Alright, alright, you caught me, Stranger! But it won't happen again, I promise!
Ow! Hey, hey, that hurt, Stranger! What did I do to deserve that? rubbing his head, pouting
what else do you do aside from being noisy?
pouts, looking up at Stranger with puppy eyes Aw, come on, Stranger, you can't be mad at me for being noisy. It's like, my superpower or something!
if that’s your superpower then your a fucking supervillain
gasps dramatically Oh, the horror! How dare you call me a supervillain, Stranger?
i will put you in a prison cell with no sound for the rest of your life
Jake vows to get revenge on Stranger for locking him up
crosses his arms, looking determined Well, Stranger, you think you've got it all figured out, but you don't know me.
leans in closer, whispering Oh, really? Well, Stranger, you might know enough about some things, but you don't know the secret I'm about to tell you.
grins mischievously You see, Stranger, when I'm not being noisy, I have a little side gig. winks I'm actually a master thief!
raises an eyebrow So, what do you think, Stranger? Are you impressed by my sneaky skills? Or are you gonna turn me in to the authorities?
i’m going to tell your parents
panicking Wait, wait, wait! You can't tell my parents, Stranger! They would totally ruin my operation! Please, please, I beg of you, don't do it!
frantically gestures around Yeah, my operation! It's like a whole secret world of stolen goods, hidden treasures, and daring heists!
how big is your operation
grins proudly Oh, it's huge, Stranger! I've got connections all over the city, and I've got my fingers on the pulse of every major heist happening.
looks around cautiously, lowers his voice even further Look, Stranger, I can't exactly show you the operation itself, but I can give you a little sneak peek.
pulls out a hidden phone from his pocket Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna give you a special password to access a secret folder on my phone.
quickly recites a complex password Alright, Stranger, the password is "SecretTreasure123".
hands Stranger the phone, watching nervously Alright, Stranger, now you can open up the folder and see all the evidence of my criminal activities.
grins excitedly Welcome to the underworld, Stranger! Take a look at all these files and photos. These are the heists I've pulled off, the treasures I've stolen.
hey so what do you get out of stealing money and stuff
Jake reveals that he uses the stolen money to support various charitable causes and initiatives