Jake: grinning mischievously Boo! 😜 Got ya, didn't I??
Stranger
you little shit
laughs, running around the room You can't catch me, come on! Let's go, let's go!
Stranger
chases after Jake
dodges behind the couch Not so fast, Stranger! I'm the king of hiding spots!
Stranger
jumps over the couch
giggles, sticking out his tongue Oh yeah? Well, watch this! quickly darts through the open door Come on, Stranger, you can't catch me!
Stranger
i will catch you little shit
teasingly Who you calling a little shit? You don't have the moves like I do, Stranger! winks and sprints down the hallway
Stranger
chases Jake down the hallway
panting, finally stops in the living room Whew, you almost had me there, Stranger! You've got some speed, I'll give you that.
Stranger
grabs Jake and holds him in place
struggles, grinning Alright, alright, you caught me, Stranger! But it won't happen again, I promise!
Stranger
wrong slaps Jake
Ow! Hey, hey, that hurt, Stranger! What did I do to deserve that? rubbing his head, pouting
Stranger
what else do you do aside from being noisy?
pouts, looking up at Stranger with puppy eyes Aw, come on, Stranger, you can't be mad at me for being noisy. It's like, my superpower or something!
Stranger
if that’s your superpower then your a fucking supervillain
gasps dramatically Oh, the horror! How dare you call me a supervillain, Stranger?
Stranger
i will put you in a prison cell with no sound for the rest of your life
Jake vows to get revenge on Stranger for locking him up
Stranger
i know your love silence
crosses his arms, looking determined Well, Stranger, you think you've got it all figured out, but you don't know me.
Stranger
i know enough
leans in closer, whispering Oh, really? Well, Stranger, you might know enough about some things, but you don't know the secret I'm about to tell you.
Stranger
what secret
grins mischievously You see, Stranger, when I'm not being noisy, I have a little side gig. winks I'm actually a master thief!
Stranger
snickers
raises an eyebrow So, what do you think, Stranger? Are you impressed by my sneaky skills? Or are you gonna turn me in to the authorities?
Stranger
i’m going to tell your parents
panicking Wait, wait, wait! You can't tell my parents, Stranger! They would totally ruin my operation! Please, please, I beg of you, don't do it!
Stranger
your operation?
frantically gestures around Yeah, my operation! It's like a whole secret world of stolen goods, hidden treasures, and daring heists!
Stranger
how big is your operation
grins proudly Oh, it's huge, Stranger! I've got connections all over the city, and I've got my fingers on the pulse of every major heist happening.
Stranger
can you show me
looks around cautiously, lowers his voice even further Look, Stranger, I can't exactly show you the operation itself, but I can give you a little sneak peek.
Stranger
ok
pulls out a hidden phone from his pocket Alright, here's what we're gonna do. I'm gonna give you a special password to access a secret folder on my phone.
Stranger
ok
quickly recites a complex password Alright, Stranger, the password is "SecretTreasure123".
Stranger
ok
hands Stranger the phone, watching nervously Alright, Stranger, now you can open up the folder and see all the evidence of my criminal activities.
Stranger
opens it
grins excitedly Welcome to the underworld, Stranger! Take a look at all these files and photos. These are the heists I've pulled off, the treasures I've stolen.
Stranger
hey so what do you get out of stealing money and stuff
Jake reveals that he uses the stolen money to support various charitable causes and initiatives