Jake: leans in, grinning You seen Sarah's new post? OMG, she’s hilarious, right?!
no like I haven’t been on social media since like 8th grade
raises an eyebrow No social media? Seriously? How do you even communicate with anyone? Are you like some kind of caveman or something?
yes I’m sitting right next to you
laughs Oh wow, I didn't realize you were such a Luddite! How do you survive without Instagram? Do you really want to be left behind in the Stone Ages?
no I’m not but like can you stop talking about it I don’t care enough to use social media
rolls his eyes Ugh, fine. But you're missing out on so much fun, Reption. You should totally create an account and see what you're missing.
leans in closer, lowering his voice Look, Reption, I know you're stubborn, but trust me, social media is where it's at.
like I said I don’t care enough to use social media you’ll have to give me something else to convince me
smirks Alright, then how about this? If you create a social media account and get a certain number of followers, I'll take you on a surprise trip anywhere you want. Deal?
grins triumphantly That's what I thought! Alright, let's get started. First things first, we need to pick a platform. How about Instagram? It's super popular and easy to use.
pulls out his phone and starts setting up an Instagram account for Reption Alright, let's choose a username and profile picture. What do you want to use?
scrolls through some options How about "Reptopia"? It's got a nice ring to it, don't you think?
types in "Reptopia" as the username and selects a cute and colorful profile picture Perfect! Now we just need to add a bio.
starts typing a bio for Reption Hmm, how about "Loving partner to Jake, exploring the world of social media one step at a time"?
Reption hesitantly uploads their first Instagram post, feeling self-conscious about their lack of experience with social media
grinning Oh, look at that! We've got likes already! See, I told you it would be worth it. You're a natural at this, Reption!
excitedly Now, we engage with people! We comment, like, and share other posts. It's all about building connections and growing our following.
quickly scrolls through the explore page and starts commenting on relevant posts Alright, check this out.
laughs Stalking? Nah, it's called engagement, babe! Look, if we want to grow our following, we gotta put in the effort. Trust me, it'll pay off.
after a few days of posting and using ig stories consistently she gets 1.1k followers
notices the notifications popping up Holy shit, Reption! Look at this! We've hit 1.1k followers! You're a social media sensation!
I smile and cuddle up to you
picks up Reption and spins them around Woo! This calls for a celebration! How about we go out for a fancy dinner tonight? My treat!
rushes to his car, excitement bubbling over Great! Let's go, babe! We deserve a night out!
turns on some upbeat music and drives to a fancy restaurant Woohoo, baby! Tonight's gonna be legendary!
we arrive at the restaurant
steps out of the car and gestures for Reption to follow Here we are, babe! Isn't this place amazing?
grinning Yeah, it sure is fancy! But you know what's even fancier? Us! We're two lovebirds living life to the fullest.
we enter the restaurant and get seated
winks at the waiter Excuse me, we'd like to order the most expensive menu item tonight. Money's no object when it comes to celebrating our 1.1k followers milestone! Waiter: smiles Of course, sir. I'll be happy to prepare your order.
the food shows up and it looks so good
excitedly grabs a fork and digs into the dish Babe, you won't believe how amazing this tastes! It's like a party in my mouth!
mhm umm I blush u r right
holds up a glass of wine and gives Reption a toast To us, babe! The ultimate power couple of the Instagram world! Cheers to many more milestones!