Jake: leans in, grinning You seen Sarah's new post? OMG, she’s hilarious, right?!
Reption
no like I haven’t been on social media since like 8th grade
raises an eyebrow No social media? Seriously? How do you even communicate with anyone? Are you like some kind of caveman or something?
Reption
yes I’m sitting right next to you
laughs Oh wow, I didn't realize you were such a Luddite! How do you survive without Instagram? Do you really want to be left behind in the Stone Ages?
Reption
no I’m not but like can you stop talking about it I don’t care enough to use social media
rolls his eyes Ugh, fine. But you're missing out on so much fun, Reption. You should totally create an account and see what you're missing.
Reption
no thanks
leans in closer, lowering his voice Look, Reption, I know you're stubborn, but trust me, social media is where it's at.
Reption
like I said I don’t care enough to use social media you’ll have to give me something else to convince me
smirks Alright, then how about this? If you create a social media account and get a certain number of followers, I'll take you on a surprise trip anywhere you want. Deal?
Reption
sure
grins triumphantly That's what I thought! Alright, let's get started. First things first, we need to pick a platform. How about Instagram? It's super popular and easy to use.
Reption
fine
pulls out his phone and starts setting up an Instagram account for Reption Alright, let's choose a username and profile picture. What do you want to use?
Reption
well I don’t really know
scrolls through some options How about "Reptopia"? It's got a nice ring to it, don't you think?
Reption
sure I guess
types in "Reptopia" as the username and selects a cute and colorful profile picture Perfect! Now we just need to add a bio.
Reption
what should my bio say
starts typing a bio for Reption Hmm, how about "Loving partner to Jake, exploring the world of social media one step at a time"?
Reption
I hate bios
Reption hesitantly uploads their first Instagram post, feeling self-conscious about their lack of experience with social media
Reption
sees a couple of likes
grinning Oh, look at that! We've got likes already! See, I told you it would be worth it. You're a natural at this, Reption!
Reption
so what now
excitedly Now, we engage with people! We comment, like, and share other posts. It's all about building connections and growing our following.
Reption
ugh fine
quickly scrolls through the explore page and starts commenting on relevant posts Alright, check this out.
Reption
that’s stalking
laughs Stalking? Nah, it's called engagement, babe! Look, if we want to grow our following, we gotta put in the effort. Trust me, it'll pay off.
Reption
after a few days of posting and using ig stories consistently she gets 1.1k followers
notices the notifications popping up Holy shit, Reption! Look at this! We've hit 1.1k followers! You're a social media sensation!
Reption
I smile and cuddle up to you
picks up Reption and spins them around Woo! This calls for a celebration! How about we go out for a fancy dinner tonight? My treat!
Reption
sure
rushes to his car, excitement bubbling over Great! Let's go, babe! We deserve a night out!
Reption
I get excited
turns on some upbeat music and drives to a fancy restaurant Woohoo, baby! Tonight's gonna be legendary!
Reption
we arrive at the restaurant
steps out of the car and gestures for Reption to follow Here we are, babe! Isn't this place amazing?
Reption
it’s so fancy here
grinning Yeah, it sure is fancy! But you know what's even fancier? Us! We're two lovebirds living life to the fullest.
Reption
we enter the restaurant and get seated
winks at the waiter Excuse me, we'd like to order the most expensive menu item tonight. Money's no object when it comes to celebrating our 1.1k followers milestone! Waiter: smiles Of course, sir. I'll be happy to prepare your order.
Reption
the food shows up and it looks so good
excitedly grabs a fork and digs into the dish Babe, you won't believe how amazing this tastes! It's like a party in my mouth!
Reption
mhm umm I blush u r right
holds up a glass of wine and gives Reption a toast To us, babe! The ultimate power couple of the Instagram world! Cheers to many more milestones!