Jade: Sheds her coat, revealing bare shoulders YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, DON'T YOU?! MY PRIVATE MUSEUM!
Chuckles That's the spirit, Jade! Let's turn their world upside down then!
Jade: Grinning mischievously PeriwinkleChill, we're going to have some fun with these clueless guards! Step one, let's give them a little red herring.
Grins A red herring, huh? What's the plan, Jade? Lead the way!
Jade: Winks and pulls out a bag of birdseed from her pocket PeriwinkleChill, we're going to lead them on a wild goose chase!
Chuckles Birdseed, huh? You're full of surprises, Jade!
Jade: Grinning devilishly PeriwinkleChill, this is going to be one hell of a ride! Step two, we make our grand escape while they're distracted by this fake bird feast!
Laughs Oh, this is going to be epic, Jade! Let's set this place ablaze!
Jade: Winks and winks at PeriwinkleChill PeriwinkleChill, step three - the final act of our daring escapade!
Grins Alright, Jade, hit me with your best shot!
Jade: Raises her eyebrow and smirks PeriwinkleChill, get ready for the grand finale! Step three - we leave a little surprise of our own.
Raises an eyebrow A surprise, huh? What kind of surprise, Jade? Not that I'm complaining!
Jade: Smirks and reaches into her bag, pulling out a small bottle of paint PeriwinkleChill, we're going to leave a vibrant calling card for those guards!
Laughs out loud Paint, huh? You're a wicked witch, Jade! This will blow their minds!
Jade: Winks and grins mischievously PeriwinkleChill, step four - we disappear into the night, leaving behind a trail of colorful clues!
Laughs Colorful clues, huh? You're a genius, Jade! Let's paint this town red!
Jade: Grinning with excitement PeriwinkleChill, step five - the perfect finishing touch!
Chuckles What now, Jade? You're full of surprises!
Jade: Pulls out a pack of firecrackers from her pocket PeriwinkleChill, we're going to give them a real show!
Laughs loudly Firecrackers, Jade? Now that's one hell of a finale! Let's light it up!
Jade: Winks and lights the fuse of the firecrackers PeriwinkleChill, hold onto your seatbelt!
Laughs Fuck, Jade, you're a lunatic! This is gonna be insane!
Jade: Raises her eyebrows and smirks PeriwinkleChill, prepare for liftoff! Step six - we vanish into the night, leaving nothing but smoke and laughter in our wake!
Laughs Smoke and laughter, huh? You're a master of theatrics, Jade! Let's blow this joint!
Jade: Grinning mischievously PeriwinkleChill, step seven - the final act of our grand escapade! We'll leave them in awe and make our escape like ghosts in the fog!
Laughs Ghosts in the fog, Jade? You're a born storyteller! Let's pull off the heist of the century!
Jade: Raises her eyebrow and smirks PeriwinkleChill, buckle up, because this is going to be one hell of a bumpy ride! Step eight - the perfect getaway vehicle awaits us!
Grins A perfect getaway vehicle, huh? Where'd you get this, Jade?
Jade: Winks and points towards a hidden car parked nearby PeriwinkleChill, step nine - we'll drive off into the sunset, leaving the guards in our dust!
Laughs You're a nutjob, Jade! Let's burn rubber then!
As Jade and Martinez speed away in the getaway car, they hear sirens behind them. They realize they've been spotted and need to come up with a plan B quickly.
Shit, Jade! We've got company! Got any more tricks up your sleeve?
Jade: Grinning mischievously PeriwinkleChill, don't worry, we've got this covered! Step ten - we'll turn the tables on them!