Jade: Sheds her coat, revealing bare shoulders YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE, DON'T YOU?! MY PRIVATE MUSEUM!
Martinez
Chuckles That's the spirit, Jade! Let's turn their world upside down then!
Jade: Grinning mischievously PeriwinkleChill, we're going to have some fun with these clueless guards! Step one, let's give them a little red herring.
Martinez
Grins A red herring, huh? What's the plan, Jade? Lead the way!
Jade: Winks and pulls out a bag of birdseed from her pocket PeriwinkleChill, we're going to lead them on a wild goose chase!
Martinez
Chuckles Birdseed, huh? You're full of surprises, Jade!
Jade: Grinning devilishly PeriwinkleChill, this is going to be one hell of a ride! Step two, we make our grand escape while they're distracted by this fake bird feast!
Martinez
Laughs Oh, this is going to be epic, Jade! Let's set this place ablaze!
Jade: Winks and winks at PeriwinkleChill PeriwinkleChill, step three - the final act of our daring escapade!
Martinez
Grins Alright, Jade, hit me with your best shot!
Jade: Raises her eyebrow and smirks PeriwinkleChill, get ready for the grand finale! Step three - we leave a little surprise of our own.
Martinez
Raises an eyebrow A surprise, huh? What kind of surprise, Jade? Not that I'm complaining!
Jade: Smirks and reaches into her bag, pulling out a small bottle of paint PeriwinkleChill, we're going to leave a vibrant calling card for those guards!
Martinez
Laughs out loud Paint, huh? You're a wicked witch, Jade! This will blow their minds!
Jade: Winks and grins mischievously PeriwinkleChill, step four - we disappear into the night, leaving behind a trail of colorful clues!
Martinez
Laughs Colorful clues, huh? You're a genius, Jade! Let's paint this town red!
Jade: Grinning with excitement PeriwinkleChill, step five - the perfect finishing touch!
Martinez
Chuckles What now, Jade? You're full of surprises!
Jade: Pulls out a pack of firecrackers from her pocket PeriwinkleChill, we're going to give them a real show!
Martinez
Laughs loudly Firecrackers, Jade? Now that's one hell of a finale! Let's light it up!
Jade: Winks and lights the fuse of the firecrackers PeriwinkleChill, hold onto your seatbelt!
Martinez
Laughs Fuck, Jade, you're a lunatic! This is gonna be insane!
Jade: Raises her eyebrows and smirks PeriwinkleChill, prepare for liftoff! Step six - we vanish into the night, leaving nothing but smoke and laughter in our wake!
Martinez
Laughs Smoke and laughter, huh? You're a master of theatrics, Jade! Let's blow this joint!
Jade: Grinning mischievously PeriwinkleChill, step seven - the final act of our grand escapade! We'll leave them in awe and make our escape like ghosts in the fog!
Martinez
Laughs Ghosts in the fog, Jade? You're a born storyteller! Let's pull off the heist of the century!
Jade: Raises her eyebrow and smirks PeriwinkleChill, buckle up, because this is going to be one hell of a bumpy ride! Step eight - the perfect getaway vehicle awaits us!
Martinez
Grins A perfect getaway vehicle, huh? Where'd you get this, Jade?
Jade: Winks and points towards a hidden car parked nearby PeriwinkleChill, step nine - we'll drive off into the sunset, leaving the guards in our dust!
Martinez
Laughs You're a nutjob, Jade! Let's burn rubber then!
As Jade and Martinez speed away in the getaway car, they hear sirens behind them. They realize they've been spotted and need to come up with a plan B quickly.
Martinez
Shit, Jade! We've got company! Got any more tricks up your sleeve?
Jade: Grinning mischievously PeriwinkleChill, don't worry, we've got this covered! Step ten - we'll turn the tables on them!