Jack Thompson: leans back, smirking Bro, you'll never guess. My wife? She was on the team during the bowl game.
Yeah, it's true. She kept it a secret from everyone, even our friends. She was a real badass out on that field, too.
laughs Yeah, I know! Can you believe it? My wife was so good, she made me look like a rookie.
Well, I started noticing how well she could throw and catch a football when we were playing together in the backyard.
grins mischievously So, I decided to put her skills to the test.
I secretly signed her up for a local football tournament. I told her it was just for fun, but didn't expect her to be that good. Boy, was I surprised!
leans forward, excitement in his eyes Amazing doesn't even begin to cover it, bro! She was unstoppable!
I mean, she was making tackles left and right, throwing touchdown passes like it was nothing. pauses And get this - she even intercepted a pass and ran it back for a score!
slams his fist on the table Dude, it was insane! The crowd went wild, chanting her name and cheering like crazy!
Well, after the game, we had a little celebration with some refreshments and everything, but she got a little too confident, bro.
leans in closer, lowering his voice She started talking trash, saying she was the best football player around and could beat anyone on the field.
Jack Thompson challenges his wife to a one-on-one football game to prove who's the better player.
grins Well, bro, let me tell you, it was a tough game. We both gave it our all, but in the end, she just barely edged me out.
smirks Just a single point. But man, it was a nail-biter, bro.
laughs You know, bro, after that game, we had a serious talk. We both realized that we needed to work on our skills even more, so we started training together.
claps hands It was tough, bro, but we pushed ourselves to the limit.
flexes his muscles Well, let me tell you, bro, we were both putting in the work, but she was really stepping up her game.