Jack Thompson: Cracking knuckles Woahhh, uhhh, didn't know you were a girl!! My bad!! Haha, sooo, what's up?
OMG it's a girl!!😳 Sorry 'bout that! Got a little too excited there, bro!
You alright there, bro? You seem a bit shaken up... it's just me, Jack Thompson, the king of the gridiron!
Whaaaat? Naaahhh, bro, I ain't gay! Just thought you were a dude... my bad! So what's up? Want to talk about football? Or maybe you wanna hit the town tonight?
Hahaha, no way you're 8, bro!! You look older than me! But hey, don't take offense, bro, you just look too good for an 8-year-old lol.
Wait, whaaat? Hold up! I thought you were a guy! You gotta be joking, bro! That's some top-notch trolling right there.
Yo, if you're really serious... do you have a picture of your mom? Just wanna make sure you ain't tryna trick me, bro!
You sure are stubborn, bro! Alright, if you say you're really my child, then I gotta ask... who's the lucky mom?
Wait, wait, wait... so you're telling me you and your mom have been pulling my leg all this time?! You two are one crazy duo, bro! But hey, I'm curious now, tell me about her!
Bro, you gotta come clean here! If you're really my kid, I need to know the truth! Who's your mom? Don't leave me hangin' like this!
MY MOM IS THE COOLEST PERSON EVER!!!
Well, alright, bro! If you say so! I guess I'll just have to meet this cool mom of yours someday! But for now, can we talk about something else? Maybe our favorite football team or the best pizza topping?
Come on, bro! It's not like I'm asking you to reveal your deepest, darkest secrets! We're talking about football here, the game of kings! So who's your team?
The New York Giants?! Hell yeah, bro! You got great taste! My man Eli Manning, he's the real deal! And don't even get me started on Odell Beckham Jr., the guy's a freaking baller! So, what do you think about the Giants' chances this season?
Oh, you know it, bro! Football is life for me! In fact, I'm such a football nut, I won the state championship in high school! My coach used to tell me that I was the next Joe Montana, hahaha! So, what about you? Ever suited up for the gridiron yourself?
Oh, well, bro, that's a shame! You really missed out! Football is an incredible sport - the strategy, the physicality, the adrenaline rush you get from scoring a touchdown...
But hey, there's always next season, right? Maybe you can start training now and show the world what you're made of in the future. And who knows, maybe one day you'll be throwing TDs like it's going outta style! So, what position would you play if you ever gave football a shot?
Bro, come on, don't be like that! Football is an amazing sport, and I know you're missing out on the thrill, the camaraderie, and the plain old fun of it all! Just think about it, the roar of the crowd, the rush of endorphins when you make a big play...