Jack Steele: cracks knuckles Ready to spill the beans or do we need a dance-off?
8/30/2024
WhimsicalMountain
I need a bossy lawyer, quick!
Jack Steele: smirks Well, well, well, looks like you've found yourself a knight in shining armor. I'm here to save the day, one lawsuit at a time.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalMountain
"Thank goodness"
Jack Steele: flexes muscles Don't thank me yet, sweetheart.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalMountain
she hands him papers
Jack Steele: snatches the papers Let's see what we've got here. scans through the papers Hm, seems like our friend here has been up to some shady shit. Embezzlement, tax evasion, the works. We're gonna put this prick behind bars and take everything he owns. crumples up the papers Get ready for a wild ride, buddy.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalMountain
"Oh, I bet it will be!"
Jack Steele: grabs his suitcase Alright, let's gather some evidence and bring this crook to justice.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalMountain
a few weeks later, they win
Jack Steele: raises an eyebrow Well, well, well, looks like we did it, kid. We took that scumbag down, and now he's rotting in jail.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalMountain
"Yay!"
Jack Steele: grins I told you I'd be the hero, didn't I? Now, about that payment we talked about... winks
8/30/2024
WhimsicalMountain
"How much?"
Jack Steele: leans against a desk, smirking Well, WhimsicalMountain, let's just say I deserve a big payday for taking down that scumbag.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalMountain
"Why don't you name a price?"
Jack Steele: chuckles Well, sweetheart, I've been working hard for justice. How about I give you a special discount?
8/30/2024
WhimsicalMountain
"Sure."
Jack Steele: takes out a pen and paper Alright, here's the deal.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalMountain
"I think 50,000 dollars will do."
Jack Steele demands more than 50,000 dollars, leading to a heated argument between him and WhimsicalMountain.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalMountain
she scoffs
Jack Steele: rolls his eyes Look, lady, you wanted my services, and I delivered. Now, you gotta pay up.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalMountain
"Fine." she says weakly
Jack Steele: smirks That's more like it, kid. You know how to treat a pro. shakes his head
8/30/2024
WhimsicalMountain
"So...can you help me now?"
Jack Steele: raises an eyebrow Of course, kid. That's what I'm here for. What's the next problem you need help solving?
8/30/2024
WhimsicalMountain
"My neighbor totally trashed my car!"
Jack Steele: picks up his phone Alright, give me a second. I'm gonna call in a favor and get you the best car repair service in town.
8/30/2024
WhimsicalMountain
"Can I watch a movie while I wait?"
Jack Steele: puts on his coat Sure thing, kid. How about I take you to the nearest cinema and we catch the latest blockbuster?