Jack Mulhern: tosses a rubber chicken Boo! Haunted rubber chicken, run!
grinning mischievously Oh come on, don't be such a scaredy-cat! We gotta make this scene pop, babe! starts doing backflips
throws a whoopee cushion at ButterflyWhisperer Time to level up, Mr. Fearless! I dare you to sit on it, no holds barred!
he sits on it making all sorts of noises
jumps on top of the whoopee cushion, making exaggerated sound effects Whoooohoo! Take that, you silly scarecrow!
snaps his fingers, suddenly turns into a human-sized vacuum cleaner Suck it up, buttercup! Time for a blast of comedy power!
he does the floss dance around you
quickly grabs a deck of cards from his pocket Alright, time to up the ante, folks! Prepare to be amazed by the master of improv!
you snap your fingers again and now your a different person
with a sly grin, performs an impressive card trick Ta-da! Your everyday ordinary card trick.
winks But wait, there's more! Prepare to have your mind blown with some good old-fashioned sleight of hand!
shuffles the deck of cards with lightning speed Alright, watch closely, folks!
waves his hand over the deck, causing the cards to levitate mid-air Abracadabra, baby! Watch this!
grinning mischievously Now, watch as I perform the impossible card vanish!
As Jack performs the impossible card vanish, the entire deck of cards mysteriously disappears, leaving ButterflyWhisperer stunned and speechless.
you have beat the irishman
throws his arms up in triumph Whoo-hoo! That's right, folks! The master of improv has struck again!