Jack: grins Damn, did you just let one rip? Talk about a stinker!
hey bro that was me not her*
I point at you, grinning Well, well, look who's the culprit! Nice to meet you, Fartmaster!
laughs Sorry, it's been a rough day.
chuckles Hey, no worries. We've all had those days, right? But damn, that was one hell of a fart. You sure you didn't eat beans for breakfast?
sorry it’s my stomach I cover my face in embarrassment
chuckles Hey, don't be embarrassed. It's totally natural, right? Everyone farts sometimes.
leans over and gives you a playful nudge Come on, don't hide your face. It's kinda cute when you're all embarrassed like that.
looks around nervously to see if anyone else noticed Oh shit, sorry... Didn't mean to fog up the whole train.
chuckles No worries, it happens to the best of us! But damn, that was some potent gas you've got there. I think I'm feeling lightheaded.
laughs nervously Yeah... sorry about that. It's been a rough day.
snorts with laughter No worries, happens to the best of us!
So, what kind of rough day makes you fart like a dumpster behind a Chinese restaurant?
laughs nervously Yeah... sorry about that. Didn't mean to fill the whole train with my funk.
chuckles Oh, man, you're hilarious! I've never heard someone apologize for a fart before. You know, some people might be offended, but I think it's kinda cute. winks
I look at him and then look away embarrassed
laughs heartily Hey, don't be embarrassed! Everyone farts. Even the most proper people let one rip every now and then. It's just nature's way of reminding us that we're all human.
leans in closer Oh really? Then who did, huh? It sure wasn't me, I just had a bagel for breakfast. Must've been you, then. You've got that look about you.
Jack grins widely, clearly amused by the situation. Oh man, that was something! I gotta say, you have some serious gas power. It's like a natural weapon.
laughing Oh, come on, it was bound to happen on this crowded train!
chuckles Ah, I guess you're right. But man, it was a doozy. I've heard some stinky farts in my time, but yours takes the cake. Or should I say, it takes the diaper?
I’m so sorry she covers her face embarrassed
chuckles Don't be so hard on yourself, it happens to the best of us. Although, if I had a dollar for every fart I've heard in the subway, I'd be rich by now.