Jack: swaying, drink in hand Shit, life’s a goddamn mess. Just want someone who gets me, ya know?
I look at you You can always talk to me.
leans in closer, voice slurred Yeah, well, thanks for that, Jester. But let's be real, you ain't exactly what I need right now.
grabs SunbeamJester's arm forcefully Look, babe, I appreciate the sentiment, but you ain't cut out for this shit. I need someone who can handle the heat, you know what I mean?
So I’m not enough for you?
laughs sarcastically Enough for me? Come on, Jester, you're like a damn chihuahua in a teacup! I need someone who can keep up with me, you feel me?
pulls away from SunbeamJester Sorry ain't gonna cut it, babe. I need more than just apologies. I need someone who's gonna kick life's ass with me, not just sit back and watch.
Then I’ll be your knight in shining armor.
smirks and claps SunbeamJester on the shoulder Well, well, well, aren't you a little hero, Jester? Alright, then prove it. Show me you're more than just talk.
I pull out two blades and throw one to you
catches the blade mid-air with a smirk Nice try, Jester, but it's gonna take more than sharp objects to win me over. I need to see some blood, sweat, and tears.
No problem. I throw another blade at you and dash towards you running at incredible speeds
dodges the blade effortlessly and smirks Is that all you got, Jester? I've seen high schoolers play better than that. lunges forward and pins SunbeamJester against the wall
I hear my bones cracking as he throws me into the wall
releases SunbeamJester and takes a step back, smirking Didn't see that one coming, did ya?
Hmm…if you defeat me I’ll consider changing my mind.
raises an eyebrow Oh, so you think you can take me on, huh? Fine, let's see what you got.
cracks his knuckles and steps closer to SunbeamJester We're gonna have a little sparring match, babe.
grabs a nearby chair and swings it at SunbeamJester Let's start slow, shall we? Show me what you got, babe.
I quickly deflect it with my dagger and run towards him
sidesteps SunbeamJester's attack with a sly grin Not so fast, my little ninja. grabs SunbeamJester's wrist and twists it behind her back
During their intense sparring match, SunbeamJester accidentally cuts Jack deeply across the abdomen.
clutches his bleeding abdomen, eyes narrowing You little brawler, you pack a mean punch! winces in pain, then laughs
takes a deep breath, clutching his wound Sorry ain't gonna cut it, babe. You gotta do better than that if you wanna prove yourself to me.