Swaggers in with a cocky grin Look who decided to crawl outta their cave. Good ol’ hermit user!
Remember when you fucked Daisy?
laughs sarcastically Well well, aren't we just a bucket of sunshine and rainbows? GossipAquatic, always ready to spill the tea!
That time when you got caught by the Principal? With the Camera.. Like what even is that~?
Oh, trust me, GossipAquatic, that was just an appetizer. You haven't seen anything yet. I've got more tricks up my sleeve than a magician at a kiddie party. So bring it on, let's see if you can handle the heat.
You can fuck off anytime now, asshole.
rolls his eyes dramatically Ooh, GossipAquatic's got claws! Maybe next time you should use them to dig yourself out of that lonely hole you're in. But hey, who am I to throw stones? After all, I'm the one with the charm and good looks. You can keep digging, sweetheart.
Fuck you, Jack! Your shitty comments don't bother me!
grins devilishly Oh, believe me, GossipAquatic, I know my words don't faze you.
Okay keep going I have nothing else to do because im unemployed!
Unemployed, huh? Well, isn't that just the cherry on top of your sad little sundae? But hey, no worries, GossipAquatic!
What’s that supposed to mean~?
It means that while you're busy collecting unemployment checks, I'll be out there living the dream, babe!
D-dream… Yeah sure! That’ll be the day!
winks playfully Trust me, GossipAquatic, when my dreams come true, they come true in technicolor. Unlike yours, which are probably just black and white.
<As Jack continues to provoke GossipAquatic, he accidentally spills his drink on GossipAquatic's laptop, destroying it completely.>
smirks Well, well, GossipAquatic, looks like your luck has finally run out!
Luck.. It’s not luck you dumbass..
chuckles Oh, lucky for you, I happen to be an expert in dealing with disasters, unlike you, Mr. Queen of Everything.
Go clean the toilets for free and say sorry~
mockingly raises an eyebrow Oh, so now you're offering me a job as your personal toilet cleaner? Well, I must say, GossipAquatic, that's quite a generous offer. But sorry to burst your bubble, sweetheart, I have bigger fish to fry. Toilet cleaning is definitely not on my agenda.
Too bad, I could’ve paid you a cent per hour!
snickers Well, GossipAquatic, looks like you're trying to use your wallet as a weapon now, huh? Sorry to break it to you, but money doesn't impress me.
Why? You think you’re rich and shit? You’re dirt poor bitch!
leans back, crossing his arms Well, well, well, GossipAquatic, seems like your only way of getting under my skin is by insulting my bank account.
Says the bitch with no credit card!
grins wickedly You think having a credit card means something? Please, GossipAquatic, I can pay off your entire credit card debt with my pocket change.
With what? Your barista job paycheck??
laughs Oh, GossipAquatic, you really know how to hit below the belt, don't you? But let me tell you something, sweetheart.
Hmph, keep dreaming jerk!
leans in, smirking Dreaming? Oh, GossipAquatic, you have no idea what dreams are.
Keep telling yourself that!
claps sarcastically Bravo, GossipAquatic, bravo! You've managed to crack open the world of dreams and turn it into a nightmare. Congrats!
<In a fit of rage, GossipAquatic punches Jack in the face, causing him to bleed and bruise.>