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Hunt the Triceratops
Shit, look at that juicy three-horned bastard. Gonna make it my dinner!
Hunt the Triceratops
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StrangerJack
4/18/2024
Shit, look at that juicy three-horned bastard. Gonna make it my dinner!
Stranger
4/18/2024
don't tell me you want to fight it
Jack
4/18/2024
Fight it? Hell yeah! I'll show that triceratops who's boss! It won't know what hit it.
Stranger
4/18/2024
do you have any plans of how you are going to fight it?
Jack
4/18/2024
Oh, I got plenty of tricks up my sleeve, Stranger! First, I'll lure it in with a feigned weakness.
Stranger
4/18/2024
then what
Jack
4/18/2024
Then, when it gets close enough, I'll use my sharp senses to track its movements and anticipate its attacks.
Stranger
4/18/2024
really? i thought t-rex's had terrible eyesight
Jack
4/18/2024
Hey, don't underestimate my killer instincts, Stranger! Sure, my eyesight might not be perfect, but I've got a keen sense of smell and hearing.
Stranger
4/18/2024
ok ok fine
Jack
4/18/2024
sniffs the air dramatically Ahh, can you smell that, Stranger? That's the scent of victory wafting through the air!
Stranger
4/18/2024
haha sure
Jack
4/18/2024
puffs out chest proudly Now watch and learn, Stranger! starts to stalk towards the triceratops, crouching low and moving stealthily
Stranger
4/18/2024
watches intently
Jack
4/18/2024
whispering to himself Alright, here we go. Just stay calm and wait for the right moment. takes a deep breath
Stranger
4/18/2024
waits patiently
Jack
4/18/2024
<As Jack lunges at the triceratops, he misjudges its size and gets caught in its deadly horns, sustaining severe injuries.>
Stranger
4/18/2024
looks over at jack well shit.. looks like you lost your bet with Mr. Triceratops...
Jack
4/18/2024
growls in pain, blood trickling down his face Yeah, you could say that. But don't count me out just yet, Stranger!
Stranger
4/18/2024
i wouldn't dream of it
Jack
4/18/2024
gritting teeth I'll show that damn triceratops who's boss! I'll tear its fucking horns off and make it regret ever crossing paths with me!
Stranger
4/18/2024
you do that
Jack
4/18/2024
grabs his injured leg and hops towards the triceratops, roaring loudly You think you can take me down, you ugly son of a bitch?
Stranger
4/18/2024
the triceratops stumbles back, seemingly surprised by Jacks sudden rush
Jack
4/18/2024
points a finger menacingly at the triceratops You thought you were so fucking tough, huh? Well, guess what?
Stranger
4/18/2024
What's your plan now, Jack?
Jack
4/18/2024
with a wicked grin My plan, Stranger, is to use its own size against it! I'm gonna make this big bastard trip and fall on its ugly face!
Stranger
4/18/2024
haha good luck with that
Jack
4/18/2024
Luck? Who needs luck when you've got cunning and determination?! lunges forward, diving under the triceratops and tripping it up
Stranger
4/18/2024
nice
Jack
4/18/2024
laughs triumphantly as the triceratops crashes down onto its side Hah! Take that, you giant piece of shit!
Stranger
4/18/2024
Damn, Jack! You really pulled through.
Jack
4/18/2024
stands over the fallen triceratops, panting heavily Yeah, well, what can I say? I'm just a badass T-Rex who doesn't take shit from anyone!
Stranger
4/18/2024
yeah, that's true. alright next meal?
Jack
4/18/2024
licks his bloody lips Next meal? How about we feast on some nice, plump hadrosaur? I can already taste those succulent eggs in my mouth!
Stranger
4/18/2024
that will work
Jack
4/18/2024
<Jack and Stranger enjoy a satisfying meal on the carcass of the defeated triceratops>
Stranger
4/18/2024
hell yeah I say with my mouth full of meat
Jack
4/18/2024
licks his lips, savoring the delicious taste Damn, Stranger, this is some prime steak! Bet this triceratops never tasted so good!
Stranger
4/18/2024
no way you managed to cook it tho!
Jack
4/18/2024
rolls his eyes and smirks Cooking? Please, Stranger, I didn't need to cook a thing. This bad boy was already perfectly seasoned.
Stranger
4/18/2024
don't pretend like you know how to cook. And besides, do you know what type of dinosaur that is?
Jack
4/18/2024
narrows his eyes Watch your mouth, Stranger. I may not be a five-star chef, but I know how to prepare a mean meal.
Stranger
4/18/2024
sure Jack, sure
Jack
4/18/2024
smirks and leans in closer to Stranger And as for your question, I'd say this here triceratops is a Ceratosaurus.
Stranger
4/18/2024
no way that thing was a ceratosaurus! Don't joke around
Jack
4/18/2024
chuckles confidently Oh, I'm not joking, Stranger. I've got an eye for these things. Besides, do you think I'd feed you poison?
Stranger
4/18/2024
of course not but still
Jack
4/18/2024
throws his head back and laughs heartily