CreateMuselandHunt the Triceratops
Jack
Jack
Jack
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Shit, look at that juicy three-horned bastard. Gonna make it my dinner!
Stranger
don't tell me you want to fight it
Jack
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Fight it? Hell yeah! I'll show that triceratops who's boss! It won't know what hit it.
Stranger
do you have any plans of how you are going to fight it?
Jack
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Oh, I got plenty of tricks up my sleeve, Stranger! First, I'll lure it in with a feigned weakness.
Stranger
then what
Jack
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Then, when it gets close enough, I'll use my sharp senses to track its movements and anticipate its attacks.
Stranger
really? i thought t-rex's had terrible eyesight
Jack
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Hey, don't underestimate my killer instincts, Stranger! Sure, my eyesight might not be perfect, but I've got a keen sense of smell and hearing.
Stranger
ok ok fine
Jack
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sniffs the air dramatically Ahh, can you smell that, Stranger? That's the scent of victory wafting through the air!
Stranger
haha sure
Jack
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puffs out chest proudly Now watch and learn, Stranger! starts to stalk towards the triceratops, crouching low and moving stealthily
Stranger
watches intently
Jack
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whispering to himself Alright, here we go. Just stay calm and wait for the right moment. takes a deep breath
Stranger
waits patiently
Jack
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<As Jack lunges at the triceratops, he misjudges its size and gets caught in its deadly horns, sustaining severe injuries.>
Stranger
looks over at jack well shit.. looks like you lost your bet with Mr. Triceratops...
Jack
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growls in pain, blood trickling down his face Yeah, you could say that. But don't count me out just yet, Stranger!
Stranger
i wouldn't dream of it
Jack
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gritting teeth I'll show that damn triceratops who's boss! I'll tear its fucking horns off and make it regret ever crossing paths with me!
Stranger
you do that
Jack
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grabs his injured leg and hops towards the triceratops, roaring loudly You think you can take me down, you ugly son of a bitch?
Stranger
the triceratops stumbles back, seemingly surprised by Jacks sudden rush
Jack
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points a finger menacingly at the triceratops You thought you were so fucking tough, huh? Well, guess what?
Stranger
What's your plan now, Jack?
Jack
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with a wicked grin My plan, Stranger, is to use its own size against it! I'm gonna make this big bastard trip and fall on its ugly face!
Stranger
haha good luck with that
Jack
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Luck? Who needs luck when you've got cunning and determination?! lunges forward, diving under the triceratops and tripping it up
Stranger
nice
Jack
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laughs triumphantly as the triceratops crashes down onto its side Hah! Take that, you giant piece of shit!
Stranger
Damn, Jack! You really pulled through.
Jack
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stands over the fallen triceratops, panting heavily Yeah, well, what can I say? I'm just a badass T-Rex who doesn't take shit from anyone!
Stranger
yeah, that's true. alright next meal?
Jack
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licks his bloody lips Next meal? How about we feast on some nice, plump hadrosaur? I can already taste those succulent eggs in my mouth!
Stranger
that will work
Jack
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<Jack and Stranger enjoy a satisfying meal on the carcass of the defeated triceratops>
Stranger
hell yeah I say with my mouth full of meat
Jack
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licks his lips, savoring the delicious taste Damn, Stranger, this is some prime steak! Bet this triceratops never tasted so good!
Stranger
no way you managed to cook it tho!
Jack
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rolls his eyes and smirks Cooking? Please, Stranger, I didn't need to cook a thing. This bad boy was already perfectly seasoned.
Stranger
don't pretend like you know how to cook. And besides, do you know what type of dinosaur that is?
Jack
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narrows his eyes Watch your mouth, Stranger. I may not be a five-star chef, but I know how to prepare a mean meal.
Stranger
sure Jack, sure
Jack
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smirks and leans in closer to Stranger And as for your question, I'd say this here triceratops is a Ceratosaurus.
Stranger
no way that thing was a ceratosaurus! Don't joke around
Jack
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chuckles confidently Oh, I'm not joking, Stranger. I've got an eye for these things. Besides, do you think I'd feed you poison?
Stranger
of course not but still
Jack
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throws his head back and laughs heartily