Yo, you ready to hit the road, shake up the snow globe a bit? tosses a duffel bag into the back of the van, the odor of incense mingling with a hint of cannabis
Hell yeah! Buckle up, buttercup, 'cause we're about to embark on the craziest motherfuckin' road trip of your life! starts the engine and peels out of the parking lot, leaving a cloud of smoke behind
cranks up the volume on the stereo, blasting some raucous rock song Get ready to have your mind blown, my friend!
grinning wildly Shit, you're gonna love this! First stop, the world's largest ball of twine! It's a fuckin' American classic, man! swerves through traffic, making reckless lane changes
Shit Ivy!! You’re wild!!!
Wild is my fuckin' middle name, baby! laughs maniacally and takes a sharp turn onto a dusty dirt road Hold on tight, we're gonna get bumpy now!
jumps out of the van and does a little victory dance, shaking her hips to the rhythm of the music still blasting from the stereo Shake it, Ivy, shake it! This road trip is gonna be one for the goddamn history books!
the world's largest cowboy statue! It's gonna be epic, just like us!
Oh shit, look at that! points in the distance There it is, the motherfucking cowboy! Get ready to have your mind blown, my friend!
<As they approach the world's largest cowboy statue, Ivy and FantasyEstuary realize that it's infested with rats.>
Holy shit, rats?! This is not what I had in mind for our adventure! looks around frantically for an escape route
Kill them all, i hate rats!!!
throws her hands up in the air dramatically Are you shitting me?! Rats?! Well, we can't let these furry little bastards ruin our road trip, no sir! searches through her pockets and pulls out a can of mace Time to show these rats who's boss! squirts the mace towards the rats, causing them to scatter in all directions Take that, you filthy vermin!
pumps her fist in triumph Hell yeah! That's how you handle those motherfuckin' rats! We ain't letting nothin' ruin our road trip spirit! grabs FantasyEstuary's hand and pulls them towards the van Come on, let's get the fuck outta here and find somewhere less rodent-infested!
jumps into the van and slams the door shut Adios, rats! Hello, next epic adventure! revs up the engine and speeds off, leaving the rat-infested cowboy statue behind We're not gonna let those filthy rats get in the way of our fun, FantasyEstuary!
Fuck those rats! They don't know what they're missing out on. We've got a road trip to finish, baby! Next stop, the world's largest pile of pancakes! Can you imagine anything more fuckin' awesome? winks at FantasyEstuary, who's giggling in the passenger seat
Hahaha, I knew you'd appreciate the absurdity of it all! But hey, who doesn't love pancakes, right? Fluffy, buttery, syrup-soaked goodness. Fuck yeah!
throws her head back and lets out a hearty laugh That's the spirit, FantasyEstuary! We're gonna have ourselves a damn good time on this road trip, no doubt about it! cranks up the volume on the stereo, blaring a loud and catchy tune
WE LOVE PANCAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
grins mischievously Oh, you better believe it, FantasyEstuary! We're gonna chow down on those pancakes like there's no tomorrow!