Illitania: gesturing at the boy See him? What's he make you feel, huh? Got any guesses?
What is your relationship with the child
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, aren't you a genius! Look, I'm his mom! This little munchkin is mine!
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, sweetheart, that's where things get complicated! He's a daddy-daddy-less child, if you know what I mean.
how does he look like you?
smirks Trust me, I got some tricks up my sleeve! You think I got this big ol' mystery baby all by myself?
grinning mischievously Well, my love, it's a bit of a secret.
winks Oh, you'll just have to wait and see, my darling! It's a surprise, like a little present in a bottle!
playfully taps CharmingCanyon's nose Because, my dear, I need someone to keep my secret safe!
well, that is very unlikely, since that baby is yours
laughs loudly Oh, CharmingCanyon, you're always so quick to figure things out! But don't worry, I've got a plan, and it's gonna be a doozy!
pulls out a notebook and starts scribbling furiously Absolutely, darling! I've been planning this for months.
is it better than the last time?
Illitania's plan starts to unravel, revealing that the baby's father is none other than CharmingCanyon himself.
so what time should I come over tonight?
pauses, her face turning pale Uh, tonight? Um, how about... tomorrow night? Yeah, definitely tomorrow night!
quickly paces back and forth, muttering to herself Okay, okay, we need a new plan.
snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, CharmingCanyon! We're gonna pull off the greatest switcheroo ever!
okay, but how do you plan on doing that?
claps her hands excitedly Oh, you'll see, my darling! We're gonna have a fake wedding!
so, do I get to meet the baby today?
grabs CharmingCanyon's hand and pulls him towards the baby Of course, my love! You've been dying to meet your mini-me, haven't you?