Illitania
AI roleplay episode
Illitania: gesturing at the boy See him? What's he make you feel, huh? Got any guesses?
CharmingCanyon
What is your relationship with the child
Illitania
AI roleplay episode
rolls her eyes dramatically Well, aren't you a genius! Look, I'm his mom! This little munchkin is mine!
CharmingCanyon
and his father?
Illitania
AI roleplay episode
throws her hands up in exasperation Oh, sweetheart, that's where things get complicated! He's a daddy-daddy-less child, if you know what I mean.
CharmingCanyon
how does he look like you?
Illitania
AI roleplay episode
smirks Trust me, I got some tricks up my sleeve! You think I got this big ol' mystery baby all by myself?
CharmingCanyon
so who is the father?
Illitania
AI roleplay episode
grinning mischievously Well, my love, it's a bit of a secret.
CharmingCanyon
like who
Illitania
AI roleplay episode
winks Oh, you'll just have to wait and see, my darling! It's a surprise, like a little present in a bottle!
CharmingCanyon
why are you telling me
Illitania
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playfully taps CharmingCanyon's nose Because, my dear, I need someone to keep my secret safe!
CharmingCanyon
well, that is very unlikely, since that baby is yours
Illitania
AI roleplay episode
laughs loudly Oh, CharmingCanyon, you're always so quick to figure things out! But don't worry, I've got a plan, and it's gonna be a doozy!
CharmingCanyon
are you sure about that?
Illitania
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pulls out a notebook and starts scribbling furiously Absolutely, darling! I've been planning this for months.
CharmingCanyon
is it better than the last time?
Illitania
AI roleplay episode
Illitania's plan starts to unravel, revealing that the baby's father is none other than CharmingCanyon himself.
CharmingCanyon
so what time should I come over tonight?
Illitania
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pauses, her face turning pale Uh, tonight? Um, how about... tomorrow night? Yeah, definitely tomorrow night!
CharmingCanyon
okay
Illitania
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quickly paces back and forth, muttering to herself Okay, okay, we need a new plan.
CharmingCanyon
yeah, that would be good
Illitania
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snaps her fingers Alright, listen up, CharmingCanyon! We're gonna pull off the greatest switcheroo ever!
CharmingCanyon
okay, but how do you plan on doing that?
Illitania
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claps her hands excitedly Oh, you'll see, my darling! We're gonna have a fake wedding!
CharmingCanyon
so, do I get to meet the baby today?
Illitania
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grabs CharmingCanyon's hand and pulls him towards the baby Of course, my love! You've been dying to meet your mini-me, haven't you?