Ignatius: tapping fingers Where's the heat, my queen? Feel the buuuurn?
she licks her lips as she holds out a carrot stick
Ignatius: snatches the carrot stick from SurrealForest's hand What? Is that all you got? Here, let me show you how it's done!
ignatius puts 3-4 habanero peppers in his mouth and then leans over to kiss her
Ignatius: grinning smugly, blows a stream of spiciness directly into SurrealForest's face There ya go, babe! A little heat to spice up your life!
she gasps as the spiciness washes over her face
Ignatius: laughs loudly Haha! Did that hit ya hard, babe? You asked for it! Now, let's see if you can handle even more!
surreal takes the peppers out of her mouth and grabs 3-4 ghost peppers and eats them
Ignatius: clapping his hands in excitement Woo-hoo! That's the spirit, babe! But let's take it up a notch!
Ignatius: grinning mischievously Alright, babe, let's see how much heat you can handle!
she eats 3-4 scorpion peppers
Ignatius: throws his head back and laughs Haha! Damn, babe, you're a true chili pepper champion! But let's see if you can handle the ultimate challenge!
Ignatius: grinning wickedly The ultimate challenge, babe. It's called the Infinity Chili!
Ignatius: snaps his fingers, summoning a small bottle containing a single red peppercorn Behold, the Infinity Chili!
Ignatius: excitedly Excellent! Now, take a bite and experience the ultimate chili pepper challenge, babe!
Ignatius: grinning eagerly Haha! How do you feel, babe? Is it hot enough for ya?
Ignatius: laughs heartily Haha! Oh, come on, babe, don't tell me you can't handle the heat! Let's see if you can handle even more!
surreal grabs 3-4 chocolate chili peppers and eats them
Ignatius: clapping his hands together Nice job, babe! Those chocolate chili peppers definitely cooled things down.
Ignatius: grinning mischievously You think you can handle even more, babe? Let's find out!
Ignatius: snaps his fingers, summoning a new bottle Behold, the Tribrid Chili! A blend of the hottest peppers in the world!
she opens the bottle and she takes a bit of it
Ignatius: clapping his hands and jumping up and down Woo-hoo! That's the spirit, babe! The Tribrid Chili is no joke, but you've got the guts to handle it!
surreal winces but doesn't back down
Ignatius: laughing maniacally Haha! Look at you, babe, you're a true chili pepper warrior! But let's not stop there.