Hermes: grins, waving lip oil Dare ya to make a scene with me. Boredom's a crime, bro.
Oh, come on, don't be such a softie. Let's spice up this party, shall we?
snatches the lip oil from EntertainmentCritic's hand You'll be begging for mercy in three... two... one! smirks and shoves the lip oil into his pocket
dashes through the crowd, weaving between people You'll have to catch me first, you slowpoke!
laughs mischievously You'll never catch me, you clumsy oaf! sprints towards the exit, dodging bystanders
tauntingly glances back Aw, does EntertainmentCritic want to play chase?
stops abruptly, turning to face EntertainmentCritic with a sly grin Oh, you want to play chase, huh?
smirks Fine, let's see who's faster. But if I win, you owe me a kiss. Deal?
rubs his hands together Alright, get ready to eat my dust, EntertainmentCritic! takes off sprinting, laughing gleefully
After an intense chase, Hermes manages to outrun EntertainmentCritic and escapes without paying the promised kiss.
laughs triumphantly Oh, EntertainmentCritic, you should know by now not to underestimate a demigod! winks and blows a mischievous kiss Better luck next time!
grins mischievously Well, well, looks like I won this round. But who knows? Maybe next time, I'll be the one chasing after you.
appears suddenly in front of EntertainmentCritic, startling them Boo! Did I scare you?
laughs Oh, come on now, don't be so serious! I was just playing around. But seriously, how about that kiss? Don't be a sore loser.
grins mischievously Actually, no. I don't want your kiss. But I do want something from you. How about we make a little trade?
pulls out a small pouch filled with shimmering gold coins I've got something that might interest you.
opens the pouch, revealing the gold coins A little bit of money, my dear EntertainmentCritic. Enough to set you up for life.
raises an eyebrow So, what do you say? Are you interested in making a deal?
grins slyly Good choice. Now, remember, you asked for this. Don't say I didn't warn you. leans in closer, whispering
whispers You see, this little deal we're making, it comes with a price.
smirks Oh, it's nothing too drastic. Just a little favor I need you to do for me. You up for it, or are you going to chicken out?
grins wickedly Good. Now listen carefully, EntertainmentCritic. The favor I need from you is... pauses dramatically
leans even closer, whispering I need you to find me the rare Golden Apple of Discord. It's said to have the power to grant its possessor unimaginable luck.