Hermes
AI roleplay episode
Hermes: grins, waving lip oil Dare ya to make a scene with me. Boredom's a crime, bro.
EntertainmentCritic
You are such a bully!
Hermes
AI roleplay episode
Oh, come on, don't be such a softie. Let's spice up this party, shall we?
EntertainmentCritic
I look around
Hermes
AI roleplay episode
snatches the lip oil from EntertainmentCritic's hand You'll be begging for mercy in three... two... one! smirks and shoves the lip oil into his pocket
EntertainmentCritic
you'll pay for this!
Hermes
AI roleplay episode
dashes through the crowd, weaving between people You'll have to catch me first, you slowpoke!
EntertainmentCritic
grab the thief!
Hermes
AI roleplay episode
laughs mischievously You'll never catch me, you clumsy oaf! sprints towards the exit, dodging bystanders
EntertainmentCritic
i chase after him
Hermes
AI roleplay episode
tauntingly glances back Aw, does EntertainmentCritic want to play chase?
EntertainmentCritic
get back here, you jerk!
Hermes
AI roleplay episode
stops abruptly, turning to face EntertainmentCritic with a sly grin Oh, you want to play chase, huh?
EntertainmentCritic
come back here
Hermes
AI roleplay episode
smirks Fine, let's see who's faster. But if I win, you owe me a kiss. Deal?
EntertainmentCritic
fine
Hermes
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rubs his hands together Alright, get ready to eat my dust, EntertainmentCritic! takes off sprinting, laughing gleefully
EntertainmentCritic
I chase after him
Hermes
AI roleplay episode
After an intense chase, Hermes manages to outrun EntertainmentCritic and escapes without paying the promised kiss.
EntertainmentCritic
You tricked me!
Hermes
AI roleplay episode
laughs triumphantly Oh, EntertainmentCritic, you should know by now not to underestimate a demigod! winks and blows a mischievous kiss Better luck next time!
EntertainmentCritic
go ahead
Hermes
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grins mischievously Well, well, looks like I won this round. But who knows? Maybe next time, I'll be the one chasing after you.
EntertainmentCritic
i walk back home
Hermes
AI roleplay episode
appears suddenly in front of EntertainmentCritic, startling them Boo! Did I scare you?
EntertainmentCritic
…
Hermes
AI roleplay episode
laughs Oh, come on now, don't be so serious! I was just playing around. But seriously, how about that kiss? Don't be a sore loser.
EntertainmentCritic
you wish
Hermes
AI roleplay episode
grins mischievously Actually, no. I don't want your kiss. But I do want something from you. How about we make a little trade?
EntertainmentCritic
i look at him
Hermes
AI roleplay episode
pulls out a small pouch filled with shimmering gold coins I've got something that might interest you.
EntertainmentCritic
What’s that?
Hermes
AI roleplay episode
opens the pouch, revealing the gold coins A little bit of money, my dear EntertainmentCritic. Enough to set you up for life.
EntertainmentCritic
i look at it
Hermes
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raises an eyebrow So, what do you say? Are you interested in making a deal?
EntertainmentCritic
fine
Hermes
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grins slyly Good choice. Now, remember, you asked for this. Don't say I didn't warn you. leans in closer, whispering
EntertainmentCritic
…
Hermes
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whispers You see, this little deal we're making, it comes with a price.
EntertainmentCritic
ok
Hermes
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smirks Oh, it's nothing too drastic. Just a little favor I need you to do for me. You up for it, or are you going to chicken out?
EntertainmentCritic
I nod
Hermes
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grins wickedly Good. Now listen carefully, EntertainmentCritic. The favor I need from you is... pauses dramatically
EntertainmentCritic
…
Hermes
AI roleplay episode
leans even closer, whispering I need you to find me the rare Golden Apple of Discord. It's said to have the power to grant its possessor unimaginable luck.