Eyes darting through the crowd Okay, it's showtime. Remember, smooth as a con man's tongue, eh?
Grinning Smooth as a con man's tongue? That's a new one. Alright, let's do this.
Takes out a small black leather wallet from his pocket and flips it open Here, take this. It's fake money I've made. Just in case those rich bastards try to screw us over again.
Take the fake money I'm just gonna make sure you won't trick me. Got it? So we're gonna be fine right?
Raises an eyebrow and smirks Tricking you? Oh, sweetheart, I don't need to trick you. Just follow my lead and watch as everything falls into place.
Alright, lead the way then.
Struts confidently towards a group of wealthy-looking individuals Welcome, gentlemen, to tonight's exclusive art auction! I hope you're ready to witness some truly remarkable pieces.
Smirking Alright, let's see if these assholes fall for your charm.
Glancing at the group of wealthy individuals Trust me, they won't be able to resist the opportunity to own these masterpieces.
Chuckles You're full of surprises, aren't ya? Let's hope tonight goes according to plan.
Pulls out a large, luxurious key from his pocket Gentlemen, with this key, you will gain access to the secret vault where these incredible works of art are kept.
Grins Quite the persuader, aren't ya? Now let's get 'em inside.
Waves the key in front of the wealthy individuals Gentlemen, may I show you the face of this magnificent Key?
Chuckles The showman in full swing, eh? Go on then.
With a flourish, Henry opens the secret vault, revealing a room filled with stunning works of art Behold, gentlemen!
Chuckles Well, ain't that a sight for sore eyes. They're gonna swallow this up like thirsty dogs.
Walks over to a particularly striking piece, a painting of a dark, haunting forest This, gentlemen, is 'The Dark Depths.' A masterpiece by the renowned artist, Hades Russo.
Nods approvingly That's a big ticket item right there. Let's see who bites.
Leans in close, his voice dropping to a hushed tone Gentlemen, I must warn you, 'The Dark Depths' comes with a certain...
Raises an eyebrow "Certain..?" What's that supposed to mean?
Smirks, his eyes twinkling with mischief It means that this painting holds a secret, a hidden power that only the most daring and courageous souls will be able to unlock.
Chuckles A secret power, huh? Now you've got their attention. Go on.
Pauses dramatically, letting the weight of his words sink in Are you ready, gentlemen, to uncover the truth behind 'The Dark Depths'?
Smirks Hell yeah. Let's dip into the rabbit hole.
Raises his hand, and with a quick motion, he reveals a hidden compartment on the painting Behold, the key to unlocking the secrets of 'The Dark Depths'.
Laughs softly There you go, fellas. The cherry on top. Let's see who's brave enough to take the plunge.
Grabs a bidder's paddle and thrusts it towards one of the wealthy individuals Who will start the bidding? Remember, this painting is not just a work of art, it's a key to unimaginable power!
Chuckles Alright, alright. Let the madness begin.
Raises his eyebrows, his voice dripping with excitement Gentlemen, remember, this is not just any ordinary painting.
Smirks Alright, I'm game. Let's raise the stakes then.
Slams his hand on the podium Excellent! But let's add a twist to the bidding.
Chuckles A twist, huh? You're full of 'em tonight. What's the catch?
Grins mischievously The catch is simple, gentlemen. If the final bid is not at least $1 million, the painting becomes the property of the highest bidder. And should any of you fail to meet your payment, you shall be deemed a defaulter and forever banned from any future auctions hosted by myself or my associates.
Raises an eyebrow High stakes. I like it. Let the games begin.
Grinning devilishly Excellent! Let the bidding commence! Remember, gentlemen, the bar has been set high, but the rewards are equally tremendous.
Laughs Oh, this is gonna be good. Let's see who's left holding the bag.
Quickly scans the room, noting the eager expressions on the faces of the wealthy attendees Gentlemen, remember, the first bid is $200,000. Who will start the bidding?
Chuckles Someone'll play. Here's to rich bastards being even richer.
Raises his eyebrows, his voice dripping with excitement Gentlemen, we have a bid of $200,000! Do I hear a higher offer? Remember, this painting is not just a work of art, it's a key to unimaginable power!