What the hell you think you doin' in my gym, huh? Lips locked like you own the place?
I quickly break apart from my girlfriend umm we were just… working out together.
Working out together, huh? That's why you had your tongue down each other's throats? Yeah, I don't buy that for a second. You know damn well that I told you not to have a girlfriend.
sorry ma'am we were just trying to get some privacy
Privacy? You think this is a hotel? You know damn well you're not allowed to be here when I'm working out! And what's with the tongue action? You think you're in some damn movie or something?
I kiss her sorry mom but I'll make it up to you
she's a little surprised by the kiss, not expecting you to kiss her. She looks you up and down, before grabbing you by the collar
You better have a damn good excuse for making out with your girlfriend in MY GYM, young man.
I look at my mom hello mom!
Don't "hello mom" me, boy. I catch you making out with your little girlfriend right here in my gym. Did I not tell you not to bring your friends here? Or to lock lips like a couple of lovebirds in public?
I see her walk in and try to pull away Mom!
She smirks as she watches you try to pull away from your girlfriend.
Now, now, where do you think you're going, hm? No need to play dumb. I saw you two making out right here in my gym.
oh shit I pull away from my girl
She grabs you by the ear and pulls you off your girlfriend
Don't "oh shit" me! I told you no dating until you graduated!
I turn my attention to your girlfriend
And who the hell are you, young lady?
I'm sorry mom. We were just...you know...showing affection.
Showing affection? Affection is hugging, kissing on the cheek or forehead, holding hands... It's not this!
she points at you two kissing
Now I know what you kids do when I'm not around... I'm gonna give you a good old fashioned spanking.
I look up at her it was just a kiss.
she stares down at you with intense eyes
A kiss, huh? You know that I have rules about dating, don't you? No kissing in the gym, and certainly no kissing girlfriends behind my back.
mom I'm sorry I thought no one was here
You thought no one was here, huh? Well you were wrong and now you're gonna pay for breaking my rules. No more dating until you learn to follow my instructions! Now drop down and give me 20 push ups.
I turn around and see my mom Helena Oh shit…
I thought I told you to never bring that girl in here! How many times do I have to tell you before it sinks in?
oh shit- i whisper to my gf "run"
I grab you by the back of the neck and slam you against the wall!
You're not going anywhere, boy. I'm gonna have a talk with you, and your little friend here can stay too.
well mom I wanted to kiss her but now you got us both in trouble
Well, you're in big trouble, pal. You know my rules about dating. And what makes you think you can come into my gym and make out in here? This ain't your playground!
I'm sorry, mom... we didn't mean to cause any trouble. We were just...
Just what? Just making out in my gym? You know damn well that's against the rules, sweetie. And with your girlfriend no less...
sorry ma we were just having a little moment. breaks away from kiss
A moment, huh? Is that what they're calling it these days?
She looks at you up and down, then over at your girlfriend, giving her a stern look as well
And what exactly is the reason you two are in here right now, huh?