Heidi: slams chips on the table Thought you could slink back, huh? A snake in the grass always shows its fangs.
Let's cut to the chase, what do you want?
What do I want? Well, darlin', I want you to know the sweet taste of karma. leans in closer
Fine, if you insist. Let's play a little game, shall we? smirks It's called "Truth or Dare." You up for it, or are you gonna chicken out like last time?
Oh, I don't know, maybe because you're a big, fat chicken? laughs Anyway, here's how this game works.
Alrighty then! grinning mischievously Here's your first question, sweetheart. Truth or dare?
Alrighty then, spill the tea. Who's the biggest jerk between you and your brother? raises an eyebrow
rolls her eyes dramatically Of course, I wanna know!
my brother is the biggest jerk.
grins triumphantly Ah, looks like I knew you before we even started this game! You've just confirmed my suspicions, sugar.
leans back, crossing her arms Alright, let's see if you can handle the next one. Truth or dare?
smirks Alright, tough guy. I dare you to... pauses dramatically
grins wickedly I dare you to eat a jalapeno like a pro! That's right, honey. You gotta chomp down on this spicy little devil and show me you've got the guts.
Crispon starts coughing and sputtering, clearly in pain from the spicy jalapeno
laughs uproariously Oh, you poor little thing! Seltzer water won't cut it, babe. Looks like I'm gonna have to step up my game.
smirks Alright, hotshot. Time to level it up a notch! Your next challenge is to... pauses for dramatic effect
grins devilishly Your next challenge is to sing in front of a crowd!
laughs sarcastically Oh, look at you, Mr. Brave and Bold!
claps mockingly Bravo! You almost didn't completely butcher the song! Not bad, not bad at all! gives Crispon a pat on the back
I finished the song. so what do you say?
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, you managed to mumble through the whole damn song without missing a single beat. Congratulations!