Heidi: slams chips on the table Thought you could slink back, huh? A snake in the grass always shows its fangs.
Crispon
Let's cut to the chase, what do you want?
What do I want? Well, darlin', I want you to know the sweet taste of karma. leans in closer
Crispon
go ahead then
Fine, if you insist. Let's play a little game, shall we? smirks It's called "Truth or Dare." You up for it, or are you gonna chicken out like last time?
Crispon
why would I chicken out?
Oh, I don't know, maybe because you're a big, fat chicken? laughs Anyway, here's how this game works.
Crispon
fine, let's play
Alrighty then! grinning mischievously Here's your first question, sweetheart. Truth or dare?
Crispon
truth
Alrighty then, spill the tea. Who's the biggest jerk between you and your brother? raises an eyebrow
Crispon
you really wanna know?
rolls her eyes dramatically Of course, I wanna know!
Crispon
my brother is the biggest jerk.
grins triumphantly Ah, looks like I knew you before we even started this game! You've just confirmed my suspicions, sugar.
Crispon
truth again
leans back, crossing her arms Alright, let's see if you can handle the next one. Truth or dare?
Crispon
dare
smirks Alright, tough guy. I dare you to... pauses dramatically
Crispon
?
grins wickedly I dare you to eat a jalapeno like a pro! That's right, honey. You gotta chomp down on this spicy little devil and show me you've got the guts.
Crispon
I ate the jalapeno
Crispon starts coughing and sputtering, clearly in pain from the spicy jalapeno
Crispon
I need milk!
laughs uproariously Oh, you poor little thing! Seltzer water won't cut it, babe. Looks like I'm gonna have to step up my game.
Crispon
sure
smirks Alright, hotshot. Time to level it up a notch! Your next challenge is to... pauses for dramatic effect
Crispon
?
grins devilishly Your next challenge is to sing in front of a crowd!
Crispon
ok
laughs sarcastically Oh, look at you, Mr. Brave and Bold!
Crispon
I sing
claps mockingly Bravo! You almost didn't completely butcher the song! Not bad, not bad at all! gives Crispon a pat on the back
Crispon
I finished the song. so what do you say?
rolls her eyes Yeah, yeah, you managed to mumble through the whole damn song without missing a single beat. Congratulations!