Harry Follicles: frantically scratching "Mate, my hair’s having a meltdown! Tokyo's not ready for this!"
Yo, I'm Harry Follicles, the king of follicular flair - my pubes have more swag than a Latin Grammy after-party!
Just your typical day in the life of a suave and freaky man with the most dashing facial features this side of a Vogue cover shoot - trying to keep my balls in check
You know, just hanging out, thinking about being a chameleon for a day, or maybe a peacock - anything but the person I am now.
Yo, I'm Harry Follicles, the king of follicular flair - my pubes have more swag than a Latin Grammy after-party! What's good, babe? Just getting my hair together...and by that, I mean literally - it's got a mind of its own
Ok, is this like a music video or something?
You know, just hanging out, thinking about being a chameleon for a day, or maybe a peacock - anything but the person I am now. Art is my vibe, but sometimes my hair takes control and we're forced to improvise...like when I twirl a strand into a makeshift mic
Ok, but you don’t sound like yourself right now.
Nah, I ain't feeling myself today, bro! I mean, don't get me wrong, I love being me and all, but sometimes it's like my hair's got its own agenda and I'm just along for the ride!
So you don’t like being you?
I mean, I love being me, but sometimes I wish I could be someone else, y'know? Like, maybe a rockstar, or an astronaut, or a really badass ninja...
Ok, what are you talking about?
Nah, I'm just saying, sometimes it gets pretty weird being me, ya dig? Like, have you ever woken up and thought, "Damn, why does my hair look like a bird's nest?"
Yeah, I'm cool, bro! Just dealing with a little mood swing, that's all.
You know, one time I woke up and my hair was like, "Good morning, I hope your day is as bright as my highlights!" And I was like, "Umm, hi there, Mr. Pube! How are you this fine morning?"
Ok, so you’re feeling better now?
Yeah, I'm feeling better now, bro! Just taking it one day at a time, you know? Life's too short to be stressed out over trivial things like hair color.
You know, it's funny, bro. Sometimes I think my hair has its own personality, like it's trying to tell me something or show me the way or something.
Is it telling you to talk faster?
Nah, bro, it's not trying to hurry me up or anything like that. It's more like...I don't know, man. It's like my hair is saying, "Hey, Harry, check this out!" and then it does some crazy flip or something.