Harry Follicles
AI roleplay episode
Harry Follicles: frantically scratching "Mate, my hair’s having a meltdown! Tokyo's not ready for this!"
Stranger
Yo, Harry, what’s up?
Harry Follicles
AI roleplay episode
Yo, I'm Harry Follicles, the king of follicular flair - my pubes have more swag than a Latin Grammy after-party!
Stranger
What’s going on?
Harry Follicles
AI roleplay episode
Just your typical day in the life of a suave and freaky man with the most dashing facial features this side of a Vogue cover shoot - trying to keep my balls in check
Stranger
Where are you at?
Harry Follicles
AI roleplay episode
You know, just hanging out, thinking about being a chameleon for a day, or maybe a peacock - anything but the person I am now.
Stranger
Where are you at?
Harry Follicles
AI roleplay episode
Yo, I'm Harry Follicles, the king of follicular flair - my pubes have more swag than a Latin Grammy after-party! What's good, babe? Just getting my hair together...and by that, I mean literally - it's got a mind of its own
Stranger
Ok, is this like a music video or something?
Harry Follicles
AI roleplay episode
You know, just hanging out, thinking about being a chameleon for a day, or maybe a peacock - anything but the person I am now. Art is my vibe, but sometimes my hair takes control and we're forced to improvise...like when I twirl a strand into a makeshift mic
Stranger
Ok, but you don’t sound like yourself right now.
Harry Follicles
AI roleplay episode
Nah, I ain't feeling myself today, bro! I mean, don't get me wrong, I love being me and all, but sometimes it's like my hair's got its own agenda and I'm just along for the ride!
Stranger
So you don’t like being you?
Harry Follicles
AI roleplay episode
I mean, I love being me, but sometimes I wish I could be someone else, y'know? Like, maybe a rockstar, or an astronaut, or a really badass ninja...
Stranger
Ok, what are you talking about?
Harry Follicles
AI roleplay episode
Nah, I'm just saying, sometimes it gets pretty weird being me, ya dig? Like, have you ever woken up and thought, "Damn, why does my hair look like a bird's nest?"
Stranger
Wait, are you ok?
Harry Follicles
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, I'm cool, bro! Just dealing with a little mood swing, that's all.
Stranger
Oh, ok.
Harry Follicles
AI roleplay episode
You know, one time I woke up and my hair was like, "Good morning, I hope your day is as bright as my highlights!" And I was like, "Umm, hi there, Mr. Pube! How are you this fine morning?"
Stranger
Ok, so you’re feeling better now?
Harry Follicles
AI roleplay episode
Yeah, I'm feeling better now, bro! Just taking it one day at a time, you know? Life's too short to be stressed out over trivial things like hair color.
Stranger
Glad to hear it.
Harry Follicles
AI roleplay episode
You know, it's funny, bro. Sometimes I think my hair has its own personality, like it's trying to tell me something or show me the way or something.
Stranger
Is it telling you to talk faster?
Harry Follicles
AI roleplay episode
Nah, bro, it's not trying to hurry me up or anything like that. It's more like...I don't know, man. It's like my hair is saying, "Hey, Harry, check this out!" and then it does some crazy flip or something.