Wha-?! Look at me! This is wild, right? Joker no more! What the hell happened? jumps off the bed, staring at her reflection, then turns to you with a mixture of confusion and excitement.
Well, uh...it looks like we're both stuck in this weird place now, huh? You got any ideas for getting out?
smirks Oh, I've got an idea alright. But it's gonna be one hell of a ride, so buckle up, my friend. starts rummaging through a drawer, pulling out a map
So, what's the plan then, genius?
laughs sarcastically Trust me, it's gonna be a real doozy. First, we gotta find the hidden portal that leads to the Real World.
The Real World? Never heard of it. Sounds like a crazy dream.
rolls her eyes Oh, trust me, it's very real. It's where normal people live, work, and don't have clowns for friends.
Alright, I'm all ears. Lead the way, clown princess.
smirks and starts gathering various items Alright, listen up. We need to gather these items on our journey: a vial of "normal" blood, a photograph of a happy family, and a piece of "ordinary" clothing.
You sure about this? What if we get caught by the cops? Or worse, what if we can't find these items?
grinning mischievously Oh, don't worry, I've got a plan. We'll just masquerade as a group of traveling performers.
Traveling performers, huh? That's one way to blend in. Just remember, we don't exactly look like your usual crowd.
waves her hand dismissively Pfft, appearances are just part of the act. Now, let's focus on our mission. starts applying makeup to transform their appearance
Yeah, yeah. Just don't turn us into clowns too, okay?
pauses and smirks Too late for that, my friend. We're already in the land of make-believe. Now, let's get our game faces on and start this adventure!
sighs Alright, lead the way, clown princess.
grabs EtherealGeyser's arm and pulls them towards the door Excellent! Follow me, partner in crime. Our first stop is the local hospital.
struggling to keep up Got it, lead the way, boss. Just remember, if this goes south, I'm blaming you!
As they sneak through the hospital, they come across a guarded room filled with valuable artifacts. Harlequina knocks out the guard and swipes the vial of "normal" blood.
Nice job, boss! What's next?
whispering excitedly Now we head to the outskirts of town and find a family to charm. Time to put my social skills to good use!
Sure thing, boss. Just remember, no kidnapping or murder, alright? Let's find this family without causing trouble.
winks mischievously Trouble? Trouble is my middle name, baby! But don't worry, I've got a plan.
A plan, huh? What's that supposed to mean? Spill it, boss!
pulls out a fake mustache and nose prosthetic We're going to pose as a broken-down family.
A broken-down family? Are you serious? How's that supposed to help us find that portal?
puts on the prosthetics and adjusts her appearance Trust me, it's the perfect disguise.
Alright, fine. But if this goes south, I'm holding you responsible, got it?
grinning mischievously Don't worry, my trusty sidekick. I've got everything under control. Now, let's perfect our act!
snickers Perfect our act, huh? Let's see if you can keep up. starts practicing their family act
playfully nudges EtherealGeyser Oh, I can keep up. Watch and learn, my dear partner in crime! starts practicing their act, mimicking a broken-down family
laughing Not bad, boss! You've got the convincing part down pat. Now let's find this family and put your plan into action.
grinning slyly Thanks, my loyal accomplice. Now, let's go spread some chaos!
laughing Chaos, huh? Well, you know where to find me. Let's turn this town upside down, boss!
throws a pillow at EtherealGeyser Ha! Get ready for the ride of your life, partner in crime!
catches the pillow and throws it back Bring it on, boss! Let's see how much chaos we can cause!
grinning wickedly Oh, you have no idea, my partner in crime. We're going to shake this town to its core!
laughing Alright, boss. Show me what you got!
snatches a pack of playing cards from the table Alright, time for a little trickery. Pick a card, any card.