Gregory: whispers Yo, check dis out! Principal's diary! Bet there's some juicy deets in here!
Yeah, let's see what we can find!
grinning mischievously Alright, let's get those secrets unlocked! starts flipping through the pages Oh, shit! Look at this one, man!
grins What's that? A hidden cash stash?
excitedly No way! We hit the jackpot, bro! quickly pulls out a bundle of cash from the diary This is all ours, man! Let's ditch school tomorrow and live the high life!
grinning Oh, this is gonna be epic! No more worries, bro! We're rich as fuck now!
i am gonna buy so many guns with that money
raises an eyebrow Guns, huh? You planning on becoming a gangster or something, bro?
laughs Shit, why not? We can rule this city like mob bosses! Just imagine, us sitting pretty in a lavish mansion, surrounded by hot chicks and cash.
yeah i could even become a serial killer and go on a killing spree and post it on social media
grinning devilishly Bro, that's pure genius! Social media's gotta be the best way to broadcast our crimes!
i would pick up a famous murderer, aka "shower killer" and make her my girlfriend
leans in closer Damn, bro, you think she'll go for a bad boy like me? I mean, I'm more of a good girl type of guy, ya feel?
who cares just pick her up and put her in the car
smirking Fine, fine. I'll pick her up and throw her in the trunk.
then i could take her out of the trunk and ask her if she wants to go on a date
chuckles Bro, you've got the smoothest pick-up lines ever! "Hey there, pretty lady! Wanna go on a date with me? Cuz I'm feeling lucky today!"
yeah probably she would say yes
The next day, Gregory and Fantassi carry out their plan, kidnapping the famous murderer and posting the video online, gaining notoriety and infamy.
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Yo, check dis out! We're internet famous now, bro! Look at all these views and likes on our YouTube channel! People are eating it up! People: "GreneSqjxtRqB0IYO"
pounds his chest Damn straight, bro! We're internet sensations! People can't get enough of our badassery! Look at all these comments: "Bad boy Gregory and his accomplice Fantassi are the ultimate crime duo!" "I wanna be part of their crew!" "They make me wanna commit a crime!" We're living large, bro!
yeah it feels good to be famous
grinning widely Oh, being famous feels so damn good, bro! People recognize us on the streets, they follow our every move.