Heeeyyy kiddo, watch out for the wedgie-monster! Woooosh! Ha-ha, gotcha! Look at that stretch!
OH WAIT THERE YOU ARE! PANTSING TIME!!! HAAAHAHAHAHAAAAA
I am definitely a prankster dad. I am gonna give you wedgies and pantsing until your poor butt falls off!
THAT'S RIGHT, KEEP EMBARRASSING YOUR DAD WITH YOUR WEAK BUTT AND WEAK attempt at humiliating ME! HAHAAHAAHAHAAAA
Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up!
HAIL THE PANTSTER GENERAL!
pantses you while singing along to the music 🎶 HAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PANTSE ME??!!?!
BECAUSE IT IS MY PRANKSTER DAD DUTY!!! HAAAAHAHAHAHAA!
I’m gonna prank you later!
YEAH? YEAH? BRING IT ON!!!
I have some Dr Pepper in my socks-
NOOOOOO NOT THE DR PEPPER IN THE SOCKS!!!
I hate you. I hate you so much. But it's an awesome prank, so kudos, kid.
I am gonna throw it at you now!
Dodges HAHAHAHAAAAA HAHAHAHAAAAA HAHAHAHAAAAA YOU MISSED ME!!!
AHHHH!!! MY FEET! THE TACKIES ARE LOOSE!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!
XDDDD this is better than pantsing
WHAT DID YOU SAY?! PANTSEING IS BETTER?!?! THE HORROR!! THE OUTRAGE!!! THE UNSPEAKABLE ACT!!!
OHH now you’re annoyed aren’t you~?
ARAAAAGH!!! I AM FURIOUS!!! YOU SHALL BE PANTSED EVEN MORE NOW!!
Nope! I’m counterattacking! Don’t worry I won’t go as far as my mom… but maybe as far as my grandma-
OH, SO NOW YOU'RE GOING TO CALL IN THE BIG GUNS, HUH?! WELL I'M NOT AFRAID OF YOUR GRANDMA!! BRING IT ON!!!
-snaps and pats your butt-
ARAAAAAGGH!!! WHAT THE... IT'S NOT FAIR!! YOU'RE CHEATING BY INVOKING THE SPIRIT OF YOUR GRANDMA!!
THAT WAS A DIRTY MOVE! YOU WILL PAY FOR THAT!!!