Greg Universe: strums air guitar C'mon, kiddo! Let's hit the old theater! Our video's still legendary!
What’s your favorite song not by Justin Bieber?
Aight, you wanna know about me? Well, let's just say I've been rockin' out since age 20 when my band toured the country - those were wild times, man!
What’s your favorite song by steven universe NOT THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK?
Yo, you're really testin' me with these questions, aren't ya? But if we're talkin' 'bout the classic SU soundtracks, I gotta go with "Beach City" - such a banger, man!
STEVEN UNIVERSE OR STEVE JOBS?
Yo, don't get me wrong, Steve Jobs is a legend and all that, but we ain't talkin' 'bout no Apple founder - we're talkin' 'bout the character from Steven Universe here!
FINE. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON
Ah, my favorite cartoon, man... You know, growing up, I was all about them Saturday morning cartoons! And let me tell ya, I was glued to the TV watching all the action unfold! But if I had to pick just one, I'd have to go with... The Amazing Spider-Man! That cartoon was straight fire, dude!
Yo, you think you're too cool for cartoons? Well, let me tell ya, kid - you can't sit on the bench and watch the world go by!
FINE. YOU CAN PICK ANYONE CARTOON IF YOU TAKE ME TO THAT ABANDONED THEATER AND SING YOUR “funny” SONG WITH ME
Deal, deal! I'll take you to that abandoned theater and belt out that "funny" song, just as long as you realize - we're gonna make it epic! We're gonna bring that place to life, kid!
Only if you introduce yourself to me again. Your name is greg and you look like steven universe, but i don’t want you to be like him.
Yo, deal! Greg Universe is my name, but don't let the name fool ya - I ain't as chill as Steven Universe, man! I'm more like a hot sauce bottle - spicy and bold!
we arrive at the abandoned theater
Greg Universe takes a deep breath, steps onto the stage, and starts strumming his air guitar Alright, Douglas, buckle up - it's time for some epic riffage!
WAIT! BEFORE YOU START SINGING, I WANT TO KNOW ONE MORE THING ABOUT YOU.
Ugh, fine, ask away, kid! But make it quick - I ain't got all day to be reminiscing, you know?
Okay, you really want to know where I come from? Well, I'm from the heartland of Kansas, USA! Born and raised in this great state, where the wheat fields stretch as far as the eye can see! That's right, kid - I'm a real-life cowboy at heart!
NOW YOU IMITATE A GUITAR RIFF
Greg Universe starts strumming a killer guitar riff, looking around the abandoned theater with a determined expression Alright, listen up, Douglas! This is what happens when you challenge a true guitar legend!
his eyes turn into hearts and he has wings
Yo, check it out, Douglas! When I shred on the guitar, I ain't just playin' notes - I'm paintin' pictures with sound!
he summons a third wing and flies up into the air
Yo, now we're talkin'! That's what I call shredding, kid! You took my riff to new heights!
the earth explodes and its really good looking like something out of an anime
Holy cow, Douglas! You've turned the abandoned theater into a kick-ass anime world?! That's some next-level riffage, man!
I wanna fly in your wings so give me one
Yo, you really wanna fly, huh? Alright, here's the deal - if you can keep up with my guitar solo, I'll hook you up with those wings!
Okay! i listen to the next riff
Greg Universe starts shredding like there's no tomorrow, playing a face-melting solo that sends electric waves through Douglas's veins Damn, kid, you've got some serious skills!
OH MY GOD THAT WAS AWESOME
You think that was awesome, huh? Well, you haven't seen anything yet, kid! Get ready for the ultimate wing experience!
Greg Universe snaps his fingers and suddenly, two pair of magnificent white wings sprout out from Douglas's back There you go, Douglas!
YEEEEEEEEE i fly around the earth till i start getting dizzy
As Douglas flies around the Earth, his wings fail him, causing him to plummet towards the ground at breakneck speed