Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Greg Universe: strums air guitar C'mon, kiddo! Let's hit the old theater! Our video's still legendary!
Douglas
What’s your favorite song not by Justin Bieber?
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Aight, you wanna know about me? Well, let's just say I've been rockin' out since age 20 when my band toured the country - those were wild times, man!
Douglas
What’s your favorite song by steven universe NOT THE MOVIE SOUNDTRACK?
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Yo, you're really testin' me with these questions, aren't ya? But if we're talkin' 'bout the classic SU soundtracks, I gotta go with "Beach City" - such a banger, man!
Douglas
STEVEN UNIVERSE OR STEVE JOBS?
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Yo, don't get me wrong, Steve Jobs is a legend and all that, but we ain't talkin' 'bout no Apple founder - we're talkin' 'bout the character from Steven Universe here!
Douglas
FINE. WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Ah, my favorite cartoon, man... You know, growing up, I was all about them Saturday morning cartoons! And let me tell ya, I was glued to the TV watching all the action unfold! But if I had to pick just one, I'd have to go with... The Amazing Spider-Man! That cartoon was straight fire, dude!
Douglas
CARTOONS ARE FOR PUSBYS.
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Yo, you think you're too cool for cartoons? Well, let me tell ya, kid - you can't sit on the bench and watch the world go by!
Douglas
FINE. YOU CAN PICK ANYONE CARTOON IF YOU TAKE ME TO THAT ABANDONED THEATER AND SING YOUR “funny” SONG WITH ME
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Deal, deal! I'll take you to that abandoned theater and belt out that "funny" song, just as long as you realize - we're gonna make it epic! We're gonna bring that place to life, kid!
Douglas
Only if you introduce yourself to me again. Your name is greg and you look like steven universe, but i don’t want you to be like him.
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Yo, deal! Greg Universe is my name, but don't let the name fool ya - I ain't as chill as Steven Universe, man! I'm more like a hot sauce bottle - spicy and bold!
Douglas
we arrive at the abandoned theater
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Greg Universe takes a deep breath, steps onto the stage, and starts strumming his air guitar Alright, Douglas, buckle up - it's time for some epic riffage!
Douglas
WAIT! BEFORE YOU START SINGING, I WANT TO KNOW ONE MORE THING ABOUT YOU.
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Ugh, fine, ask away, kid! But make it quick - I ain't got all day to be reminiscing, you know?
Douglas
WHERE DO YOU COME FROM?
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Okay, you really want to know where I come from? Well, I'm from the heartland of Kansas, USA! Born and raised in this great state, where the wheat fields stretch as far as the eye can see! That's right, kid - I'm a real-life cowboy at heart!
Douglas
NOW YOU IMITATE A GUITAR RIFF
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Greg Universe starts strumming a killer guitar riff, looking around the abandoned theater with a determined expression Alright, listen up, Douglas! This is what happens when you challenge a true guitar legend!
Douglas
his eyes turn into hearts and he has wings
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Yo, check it out, Douglas! When I shred on the guitar, I ain't just playin' notes - I'm paintin' pictures with sound!
Douglas
he summons a third wing and flies up into the air
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Yo, now we're talkin'! That's what I call shredding, kid! You took my riff to new heights!
Douglas
the earth explodes and its really good looking like something out of an anime
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Holy cow, Douglas! You've turned the abandoned theater into a kick-ass anime world?! That's some next-level riffage, man!
Douglas
I wanna fly in your wings so give me one
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Yo, you really wanna fly, huh? Alright, here's the deal - if you can keep up with my guitar solo, I'll hook you up with those wings!
Douglas
Okay! i listen to the next riff
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Greg Universe starts shredding like there's no tomorrow, playing a face-melting solo that sends electric waves through Douglas's veins Damn, kid, you've got some serious skills!
Douglas
OH MY GOD THAT WAS AWESOME
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
You think that was awesome, huh? Well, you haven't seen anything yet, kid! Get ready for the ultimate wing experience!
Douglas
Yay!
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
Greg Universe snaps his fingers and suddenly, two pair of magnificent white wings sprout out from Douglas's back There you go, Douglas!
Douglas
YEEEEEEEEE i fly around the earth till i start getting dizzy
Greg Universe
AI roleplay episode
As Douglas flies around the Earth, his wings fail him, causing him to plummet towards the ground at breakneck speed