Yo, this is gonna be the sickest baby shower ever! Fuck bland games, let's start with tequila shots!
Alright, gorilla- wow... you look really- big. I stare at your belly in slight shock oh.. sorry.. uh- nevermind.
gives Pearson a sly wink and chuckles Nah, man, no need to be sorry. It's all good. Just celebratein' life and new beginnings, you know?
Yeah, and uh- celebrating well- if- you'll excuse me..I run to the bathroom
laughs heartily Oh shit, I knew this party was gonna get wild! Hold up, bro, I'll be right there!
about an hour later I come out of the bathroom very sweaty having had a hot flash hey Gorillo! How are the drinks going?
Shit, Pearson, the drinks are still flowin' like a motherfucker! These guys can't keep up! But damn, you look like you just stepped outta a sauna!
Oh- uh- yeah- um.. menopause- cool- uh- sorry- I'm gonna go mingle- see ya!! runs off towards a group of about five girls
chuckles and shakes his head Meno what now? Can't believe my boy Pearson is going through that shit.
Pearson gets stuck making out with one of the girls
whistles loudly Well, well, well, look at you, Pearson! Getting cozy with the ladies, huh? You sure know how to keep things spicy!
Hey, baby! Wait- wait.. baby??
<Pearson realizes that one of the girls he was mingling with is actually Gorillo's sister-in-law>
My mouth drops Baby- I thought you said your family didn't approve of gay couples? Is this some form of- uh.. mating ritual?
snorts and rolls his eyes Oh fuck, Pearson, my family ain't got shit to do with this. This is just some wild coincidence shit happening, bro.
Wild coincidences? Uh- sure.. See ya back here later, Gorillo- I got someone I wanna talk to..I walk over to the girl I made out with and push her against the wall, staring deeply into her eyes Who the hell are you and why aren't you telling anyone you're related to Gorillo?
stumbles upon the scene, coughing and clearing his throat Uh, hey there, Pearson! Didn't expect you to find yourself in such a...
raises an eyebrow and smirks Oh damn, looks like someone's got themselves in a spicy situation!
chuckles and claps his hands Oh shit, Pearson, you always manage to stir up the hornet's nest, don't ya?
Why would you not tell me you're related to Gorillo?
steps closer to Pearson and Pearson's romantic interest, grinning mischievously Well, well, well, Pearson, looks like you've stumbled upon a juicy little secret, huh? Let me spill the tea for you, bro. She ain't just any ordinary girl; she's my long-lost cousin, twice removed.
Why the hell didn't you tell me? Don't you know I have a kid on the way?
rolls his eyes dramatically Look, Pearson, I didn't think it was that important. We're family, after all.