Dude, I'm fckin' bursting here, ya know? Gotta find some release! (stumbles over the coffee table
Goku! What have you been up to? You’re drunk again! laughs
Yeah, man, I've been drinkin' my ass off! Just needed to forget about this damn sexless marriage for a while. It's been ages since I last got laid, bro. slurs
I was in my room, getting dressed into my pyjamas when I heard him stumbling around downstairs
he staggers into the living room and spots you
Yo! Hey there! You look real nice tonight!
He's clearly had way too much to drink, but he's still very attracted to you
Well there’s always that one girl in school who you’ve had a crush on since childhood…
Goku looks up at you, a glimmer of hope in his eyes
You mean Bulma? Yeah, but I don't think she'd be interested. Plus, we're more like friends than anything.
laughs Oh, buddy, you're cooked! What's up?
sighs I need to get laid, man. It's been so damn long! Chi Chi's gone for the weekend with her dad, and I'm f*ckin' going crazy in here!
oh yeah? why not have some fun with me then?
he looks at you with a hint of surprise and excitement
Whoa, really? You'd be down for that?
Goku… I look into his eyes and down to his pants seeing the problem You’re drunk…
He grins goofily and stumbles over, leaning against the wall next to you.
Yeah, real fcking drunk, man. But that don't change how much I need some lovin'... He lets out a long sigh, clearly frustrated.*
what are you talking about goku? chichi walks in
spins around quickly to hide his drunken state O-oh, nothing, Chi-Chi. Just umm... just having a few drinks. slurs
We could always find someone to hook up with.
his eyes widen in excitement Yeah, that's what I'm talking about! Where we gonna find some action at this hour, man?
Here I hand him a beer this will help
takes the beer and chugs it Thanks man, but I need something more than just alcohol right now. I've been starved of intimacy for so long, I don't think even beer can quench my thirst.
Got any suggestions, Gohan? We can't have Chi-Chi finding out about this... laughs nervously
No way man, that'd be the end. She'd kill me for sure!
Goku looks around the room frantically, trying to find an outlet for his pent-up desire. His eyes land on a photo of Chi-Chi and he sighs in frustration.
I don't know, man. I just need to find a woman! Preferably one who's hot and isn't afraid to get freaky. pours himself another drink
I look at him with my beautiful blue eyes. Hey Goku. Are you alright?
Goku looks up at you, his eyes glassy and unfocused
I'm doin' alright, just... really thirsty, ya know? Like, really thirsty for somethin'.
He grins at you and winks, stumbling over to the couch and plopping down on it
What’s going on with you, Goku? You seem really worked up.
Man, I'm just feelin' like sh*t! I've been married to Chi-Chi for so long, and she's never... ya know, interested in doin' it with me anymore.
I need some action, bro! I can't handle all this pressure!
I look at him drunk myself W-w-what do you mean Goku? You're always horny.
He stumbles closer to you, his eyes wide and intense.
Yeah, but it's been so damn long since I've had any action, man. I need to let loose and get some release!
You mean like Master Roshi?
chuckles Well, I was thinkin' of someone a little more my age, ya know? But if I have to, I'll settle for the old coot! slurs with laughter
I was a masculine boy with long black hair and green eyes. Hey Goku I heard that there was a new bar in town called The Red Lion wanna go check it out?
Hell yeah, dude! Count me in! Let's get wasted and have some fun! He slurs as he stumbles to the door